GHZ Art Contest - Worst Art

Because death would've been too merciful.

Whose art is worst?

Poll ended at Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:15 am

big_smile
18
18%
Brazilian Cara
2
2%
cjmcray
1
1%
Crazy Penguin
4
4%
DarkPrime
3
3%
Forza Johnman
3
3%
G.Silver
10
10%
Jamie Lee
0
No votes
KitsuneDarkStalker
4
4%
Kogen
24
24%
Leedz
11
11%
Locit
2
2%
Ngangbius
17
17%
Opa-Opa
1
1%
 
Total votes: 100

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I voted for Ngangbius.

What horror. He even depicted Sonic discharging explosive diarrhea.

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Samface wrote:Incidentally, does cjmcray's make anyone else think of Ren and Stimpy?
Yay! That's' what I was trying to make it look like. =)

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Remix wrote:What horror. He even depicted Sonic discharging explosive diarrhea.
Now, here's where I'm confused. Is there blood in said diarrhea, or is it simply the blood from his multiple genital punctures landing atop the knoll of feces?

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It's supposed to be blood in the diarrhea--and I can't believe I actually answered that.

And to Remix, I'm a she. :p
Frieza2000 wrote:Smile. I didn't want to vote for anyone that fell back on the furry. Not that many people fell back on it. Actually, most of the disgusting pictures are too good for me to think of them as the worst. I considered Opa-Opa's as well, but the story element of Smile's is enough of an extra to put it on top.
For me, I always thought the worst of fanart was whenever rule 34 was initiated in the piece--especially from a childhood favorite series. For example, while a 20 year old drawing Calvin and Hobbes with the same proficiency as a 5 year old is hilariously bad, it can't be as memory-raping as a picture of Calvin furry/plush-fucking Hobbes in his ass--especially if it is more on-model to Watterson's designs. :X

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Ngangbius wrote:picture of Calvin furry/plush-fucking Hobbes in his ass
Why do you have to go and say stuff like this? I never EVER had even considered such idea, and now it's just stuck in my mind. Dammit!

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I voted for Silv. The concept is disturbing enough on it's own, but the absolutely awesome facial expressions are what really makes the drawing.

Crazy Penguin's was a close second. Please don't ask me about the level select, OK? I can't help but think of how sad that hedgehog's life would be. It's like giving a human child a name like Clark Kent.

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Esrever wrote:It's like giving a human child a name like Clark Kent.
Or, in the case of Nicolas Cage's son, Kal-El.

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I once met a man named Kent Clark. We ended up talking about Batman, oddly enough.

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Is your name Wayne Bruce?

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Dick Grayson, actually. Although, it only occurs to me now that that might have had something to do with it...

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Senbei wrote:Dick Grayson, actually. Although, it only occurs to me now that that might have had something to do with it...
Wait, really?

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No.

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I voted Crazy Penguin. It was just too cute and n00bish at the same time.

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Post by Opa-Opa »

I AM DANG EVIL!!!

Yeah. That one finally won me. I was really tied up between Ngangbius' horror and big_smile's sillyness, but the fact that it's written SHAODW is just priceless.

G.Silver's kinda made me think too, because even tho there's 3 penises in it, it's very well drawn. I love the colors. And the fact that their pricks are colored too just makes everything funnier.

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nd the fact that their pricks are colored too just makes everything funnier.
Initially I was going to just color them all solidly in whatever their main color was, like a grungy low-budget cartoon, but it just didn't look right.

Even though Smile's wasn't my favorite, I'm still going to be promising people eggs for weeks to come.

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Hahahahah, not only their pricks but also their semen! And to think that you make videogames for handicapped children, shame on you!

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69 total votes!

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It was more difficult to decide which entry was worthy of my vote for this contest than it was with the "real" one. I went with Dark Prime; partly because something about Sonic's expression cracks me up, and partly because I'm fairly certain nobody else is going to vote for him, so my vote is basically neutral that way.

I kind of hope Ngangbius wins. I really had no clue she had that sort of vile corruption deep inside her. You guys bring out the best in people, clearly.

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Well if you wanted me to win, how come you didn't vote for me dude?!

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Oh my God.

And I don't have to be be nice to you anymore because this isn't the fucking Pansy HQ, so WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE GET OUT OF MY FORUM

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Okay, honey, we get it. You can put it away now.

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j-man wrote:Oh my God.

And I don't have to be be nice to you anymore because this isn't the fucking Pansy HQ, so WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE GET OUT OF MY FORUM
I thought that this was what these contests were for. Filling the forums with as many new members as possible. Aren't you happy?

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I was originally deadset on G.Silv, but damn if Ngangibus didn't change my mind.

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Radrappy wrote:I thought that this was what these contests were for. Filling the forums with as many new members as possible. Aren't you happy?
No, I like the GHZ for the whole insular elitist community thing. I abhor change. Keep these noobs out and firmly in forums that actually use the term "Hyper Shadow" in complete innocence, consider sprite recolours as a viable and creative expression, and/or write fanfics based on, of all things, the Archieverse.

Unless they're cool.

But certainly not Harley. Dear Lord, no. If you guys had spent time at that...MoFo...you'd probably understand what I mean. My days there were forever scarred by her obsession with writing obscene fiction hellbent on taking the characters we've invested our videogaming faith in over the years and making them fuck each other with tentacles and things. Also, she ain't pretty.

Considering I am free of all that "under 13 lol" shit from cheezyBoard, I can and will be as spiteful as possible. This is, after all, the internets. GTFO.

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Sammybeany wrote:I went with Dark Prime; partly because something about Sonic's expression cracks me up,
This made me Image.
Sammybeany wrote:and partly because I'm fairly certain nobody else is going to vote for him, so my vote is basically neutral that way.
But this made me Image.

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