GHZ Art Contest - Worst Art

Because death would've been too merciful.

Whose art is worst?

Poll ended at Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:15 am

big_smile
18
18%
Brazilian Cara
2
2%
cjmcray
1
1%
Crazy Penguin
4
4%
DarkPrime
3
3%
Forza Johnman
3
3%
G.Silver
10
10%
Jamie Lee
0
No votes
KitsuneDarkStalker
4
4%
Kogen
24
24%
Leedz
11
11%
Locit
2
2%
Ngangbius
17
17%
Opa-Opa
1
1%
 
Total votes: 100

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Zeta
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It's not a sack of Gibbon's shaved pubic hair, is it?

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Post by Shadow Hog »

I dunno, perhaps it's an invitation to some event, which, upon attending, turns out to be you, trapped inside a cage, strapped tight to a chair, while some hot chick gets naked in front of you and flaunts her pelvic region in your face, getting all "you can't have this!" on you and stuff.

I'd say it's Popcorn's mom, but that joke seems to have died out a while ago. Like, well before I signed up here. Whatever happened to that one, it just become unfunny or something?

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Basically, Pop posted a picture of his mother and sister on the site and we all got a little uncomfortable.

And Zeta, it is far worse, I assure you.

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Post by Delphine »

Zeta wrote:It's not a sack of Gibbon's shaved pubic hair, is it?
Oh, come on. You know he can't do that. He has a contract with Kraft Foods. All of his pubic hair goes to them.

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Post by j-man »

I'm sure he's got enough to spare. I don't often make the judgement, but just looking at GG!'s picture I assume him to be a massively hairy individual.

See, now I'm curious. On a scale of Olympic Swimmer to Bigfoot, how would you rate yourself? And no, I don't mean in your trouser region.

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Post by cjmcray »

Are we ever gonna know what the worst prize is? I have an idea of what it is, (actually i've had this idea since the contest was announced) but I won't say what it is until I find out for sure..

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Hopefully Kogen gets it soon and takes a picture of himself with it.

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Is it a dildo? Because if it was, I kind of wish I had entered.

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That would be better than the actual prize.

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Post by WW »

Is the prize a dead puppy?

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That would be better than the actual prize.

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Post by cjmcray »

Is the prize

Sonic 360? Shadow?

Degrassi: Top 40 'So-Don't-Go-There' moments DVD?

(seriously, that last thing is a real show. I came across it while flipping channels today.)

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Post by Shadow Hog »

It's obviously GG!'s severed second phallus.

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A pipe bomb? Sack of stolen cash with a dye pack waiting to go off? Ebola virus?

Ok i'll stop myself there.
Shadow?
That's already one of the runner-up prizes for best art. Yeah.

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Post by Kogen »

For anyone wondering what it was, it's Sonic Genesis(golly gosh!). I really had my hopes up that it'd be a puppy-shaped dildo made with GG's pubes that would explode in my face, thanks a lot guys...

Also the note was really sweet Segagholic2. :wink:

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Post by Light Speed »

Sounds hot, what'd the note say?

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Post by Kogen »

"Hope you don't already own this, but if you do then tough shit. Congratulations, I guess. The happy folks at The GHZ *Segaholic's signature*"

As you can see, it really speaks to the heart.

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Post by Ngangbius »

Wow! That is a shitty prize, and GG! pubes really would have been better.

So congrats, again?

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Post by Brazillian Cara »

Well, he can always sell it to a kid (if he didn't already).

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If he wants to get arrested for molesting a minor.

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With his mind.

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That's just plain wrong.

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Post by ChaosAngelZero »

Ough... I'd rather have monkey barf and frog shit all conveniently mixed than that one... at least you can sell it on eBay and people would buy it at a higher price (or at least actually buy it).

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Post by G.Silver »

Those guys at Something Awful totally trounced us.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy- ... php?page=1

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Post by Pepperidge »

So Dave Bulmer makes a submission to Something Awful, but not US?

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