Essential Retard

Because death would've been too merciful.

Vote for the most retarded Sonic character.

Ray the Flying Squirrel
7
9%
Charmy Bee (the old one)
1
1%
Charmy Bee (the new one)
24
30%
Vector the Crocodile (the new one)
3
4%
Espio the Chameleon (the new one)
3
4%
Big the Cat
15
19%
Cream the Rabbit
15
19%
Other (reply with your nomination)
12
15%
 
Total votes: 80

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Wow. Cream's mom has a name.
It is my un-proven theory that Vanilla own's Cheese's brown brother.

I mean - think about it:
Cream & Cheese
Vanilla & Chocolat

Of course, both duos sound like bad pornos.

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-wyvern wrote:Where the hell did you quote that from?
You really don't want to know. Let's just say I pulled an example from the best available source.

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GameFaqs, I'd say.

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Nope, from an oekaki board.

Though GameFAQs has had its share of 'OMG CREAM IS SOOO HOT' topics (with posters saying "I've seen art of her when she's older")...

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Zeta wrote:
Wow. Cream's mom has a name.
It is my un-proven theory that Vanilla own's Cheese's brown brother.

I mean - think about it:
Cream & Cheese
Vanilla & Chocolat

Of course, both duos sound like bad pornos.
It's Choccola

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SuperCock wrote:
Zeta wrote:
Wow. Cream's mom has a name.
It is my un-proven theory that Vanilla own's Cheese's brown brother.

I mean - think about it:
Cream & Cheese
Vanilla & Chocolat

Of course, both duos sound like bad pornos.
It's Choccola
It's Chocola,



SuperCock err...Crock you just been owned(I think...)

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J.C.14 wrote:
SuperCock wrote:
Zeta wrote:
Wow. Cream's mom has a name.
It is my un-proven theory that Vanilla own's Cheese's brown brother.

I mean - think about it:
Cream & Cheese
Vanilla & Chocolat

Of course, both duos sound like bad pornos.
It's Choccola
It's Chocola,



SuperCock err...Crock you just been owned(I think...)
just Croc

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SuperCroc wrote:
J.C.14 wrote:
SuperCock wrote:
Zeta wrote:
Wow. Cream's mom has a name.
It is my un-proven theory that Vanilla own's Cheese's brown brother.

I mean - think about it:
Cream & Cheese
Vanilla & Chocolat

Of course, both duos sound like bad pornos.
It's Choccola
It's Chocola,



SuperCock err...Crock you just been owned(I think...)
just Croc
fine, if you don't want my money, don't ask for it...

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I voted for Shadow, because he screwed up Sonic continuty so much in the last couple of games (Heroes, Adventure 2, etc.). That, and he was a really pointless character. Ooh, a palette swap of Sonic: the definition of CREATIVITY!!! Give me Metal Sonic anyday.

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Tsuyoshi-kun wrote:I voted for Shadow, because he screwed up Sonic continuty so much in the last couple of games (Heroes, Adventure 2, etc.). That, and he was a really pointless character. Ooh, a palette swap of Sonic: the definition of CREATIVITY!!! Give me Metal Sonic anyday.
I agree

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Post by Nova »

Well Big is the dumbest, he is dumb everywhere, comics, videogames, tv shows….

I see most people voter for “Charmy Bee (the new one)â€￾, maybe this topic is about the most annoying character, or about the one who acts gay more?. Charmy is gay and only haves six years old…what the hell was Sonicteam thinking?. I see, Marihuana nights…

If you think Knuckles is retarded then Big is the king of the retarded.

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I rather like Big, if only for a) having a game mechanic in SADX that I could actually play rather better than the standard "run around dead fast" one and b) having my fave theme tune of the six SADX playable characters. If they'd played him more as a "relaxed and slow-paced" character than just the dim-witted persona they gave him, he'd never have got the grief he's received.

Okay, fishing is a rather odd game mechanic. But when you get down to it, so are Tails' racing Action Stages against Sonic. They're on the same side, for goodness' sake. What does it matter if Sonic reaches that particular Emerald, Capsule, etc. first? The only one that makes sense is the final one against Robotnik, by which stage you're grateful for a sense of rationality. I don't mind Tails himself though, irritating voice aside. He's one technologically gifted, if occasionally naive, fox.

It may sound vaguely random, but I'm going to go with Zero, the logically challenged badnik that relentlessly chases Amy and "Birdie" in Sonic Adventure. Honestly, he's still chasing them long after Birdie's Emerald has been retrieved, long after both the Doc's Plan A and B are ruined, with no thought to the consequences. If Gamma's the brainy member of the Badnik family tree, Zero belongs with the chimps.

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While Big is the most retarded when mentality is concerned, I actually LIKE Big (not his game in SA1, but as a character), so my vote goes to New-Charmee/Charmy, who is a plague upon us all. Although I'll admit I liked his voice in Sonic Heroes, dub and otherwise =3

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Ok, the thing about "retarded" characters is that they can be either funny and/or interesting or just plain embarassing in the game they are. It all depends on the way you see them. Big for example, he's so retarded that he became a funny character. And many players hate the new Charmy because they see him as a happy-go-luck kid that'll make the respect that the Sonic series got with SA and SA2 go to the rock bottom. Believe me, imagine that he's a crack-addicted kid (as I did) makes the WHOLE difference.

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Brazillian Cara wrote:Ok, the thing about "retarded" characters is that they can be either funny and/or interesting or just plain embarassing in the game they are. It all depends on the way you see them. Big for example, he's so retarded that he became a funny character. And many players hate the new Charmy because they see him as a happy-go-luck kid that'll make the respect that the Sonic series got with SA and SA2 go to the rock bottom. Believe me, imagine that he's a crack-addicted kid (as I did) makes the WHOLE difference.
No, they hate him because he is gay and annoying(And has a crush on Knuckles).

Anyway if they ever do a game where Knuckles has to run way of Charmy it would be funny. He really has to run way of Charmy, is not like the Sonic&Amy thing, at least Amy is a girl...

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Oh please. Amy would problably rape Sonic with with a whole lot more ease than Charmy could rape Knuckles.

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He's a BEE. For God's sake.

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Zeta wrote:Oh please. Amy would problably rape Sonic with with a whole lot more ease than Charmy could rape Knuckles.


:lol: :lol:

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Chaos Control wrote:
Zeta wrote:Oh please. Amy would problably rape Sonic with with a whole lot more ease than Charmy could rape Knuckles.


:lol: :lol:
Maybe she already has done it, who knows^^?.

Reason number 1 Sonic always runs away of Amy if because she wants to marry him. And as many men, Sonic doesn’t want to get married.

*Nova hits himself in the head 3.000 times...

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Chaos Control wrote:
Zeta wrote:Oh please. Amy would problably rape Sonic with with a whole lot more ease than Charmy could rape Knuckles.


:lol: :lol:
That is a masterful, brilliant, informitive, and articulate post, and we are all much wiser for having read that.

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SuperCroc wrote:
Zeta wrote:
Wow. Cream's mom has a name.
That was me. :shock: Where's the Ranting Sweed when you need him?

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SuperCroc wrote:
Zeta wrote:
Wow. Cream's mom has a name.
That was me. :shock: Where's the Ranting Sweed when you need him?

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Now THAT'S a nice avatar evolution.

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Post by Brazillian Cara »

Back to topic, I tought Charmy WAS an annoying character, but in a funny way (I mean, he says the stupidiests shits in the wrong time- the Team Chaotix/Team Rose encounter is a classic).

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Post by Nova »

Brazillian Cara wrote:Back to topic, I tought Charmy WAS an annoying character, but in a funny way (I mean, he says the stupidiests shits in the wrong time- the Team Chaotix/Team Rose encounter is a classic).
Good point, I wish they showed his crush on Knuckles in Sonic the Comic online, that would be funny…(Poor Knuckles^^).

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