Essential Retard

Because death would've been too merciful.

Vote for the most retarded Sonic character.

Ray the Flying Squirrel
7
9%
Charmy Bee (the old one)
1
1%
Charmy Bee (the new one)
24
30%
Vector the Crocodile (the new one)
3
4%
Espio the Chameleon (the new one)
3
4%
Big the Cat
15
19%
Cream the Rabbit
15
19%
Other (reply with your nomination)
12
15%
 
Total votes: 80

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AHAH! I finally caught Del with a typo!!!!!!!!!

"Wied?" WTF is that supposed to mean?

...unless that was meant to be a joke, then I'd feel like a dumbass

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muke wrote:AHAH! I finally caught Del with a typo!!!!!!!!!
I like the way this was worded. It sounds like you caught Del fucking a typo. Fuckin' awesome.

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Well, when I got in the house, I could hear some strange noises from upstairs...

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"Oh! Interrobang!"

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muke wrote:I finally caught Del with a typo
What do you mean, "finally"? I make a typo every other freaking post. If you were really on the hunt for one, then you pretty much suck.

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Delphine: 1046 Typos Served

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If I wasn't so attached to Horrid, Pmpous Wench, that would be my new title.

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

I keep reading that post as Del: 1046 typos severed.

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Baba, do mine eyes decieve me, or are those the Lovin' Spoonful?
/maybe?

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If it isn't it's an uncanny resemblance.

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

Naw. It's Iggy and the Stooges. Back when they were relatively drug free.
Image
I will admit that they do look very similar.

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*Here comes Johnny Yen again with the liquor and drugs and a flesh machine...*

Classic

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It WAS classic until they started using it in cruise ship commercials. Now it's tragic.

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Post by Professor Machenstein »

My nomination for essential retard goes to Omochao. He was whim inducing to kill in Sonic Adventure 2. Sadly, you couldn't even touch him in Sonic Heroes. Curses.

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Kishi wrote:It WAS classic until they started using it in cruise ship commercials. Now it's tragic.
I guess I'm clinging on to the old days.

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Back when it was only on every other movie soundtrack.

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I get the point. As such I will nominate myself for the essential retard.

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

I just read over the thread, and I realized I never voted!
Anyways, loathing of Cream, etc. I liked racing with Tails because I could cheat horribly on Windy Valley.

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Iizuka should be on this.

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RICHARD SIMMONS IS HOT HOT HOT

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Wow, thanks, this topic made me crave some allergy medicine.

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Protodude wrote:Wow, thanks, this topic made me crave some allergy medicine.
Really? I was thinking more along the lines of 'Male Growth Supplements', or as the kids call them, 'Boner Pills'.

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Charmy used to be pretty cool, now he's annoying. And completely changed. How did he go from being sixteen to being SIX?! And how did he go from being a civilized teen to being an overly-hyper kid? I won't hold it against him, though.

I voted for Amy. Before you start pelting me with rotten food and monkey dung, hear me out. Go to any fanart site, and you're bound to see hundreds of pictures of Sonic and Amy kissing or hugging or admitting their love for each other or any of that other bullshit. It reminds me exactly why I voted for Amy, and how ridiculously out-of-character that pairing is. She's so DENSE. She has NO idea that Sonic shows no interest in her romantically, yet she chases him around like a rabid fangirl! Besides, even if they got hitched, Sonic would be miserable. I don't see Sonic in a serious relationship, especially not with Amy, she'd do nothing but hold him down. She'd want him to spend every moment with her, and Sonic, being the free-spirited semi-loner that he is, it would completely kill him.

I don't have a problem with Cream or Big. They're cool in my book. Amy's my least favorite character, but I don't hate her, I just like everyone else more.

EDIT: I was wrong. Chris from Sonic X is my least favorite character. Seeing as Tails is my favorite, Mary-Sueish little boys stealing his spotlight causes me to hate him with a firey hatred that burns with the power of a thousand suns.

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Pasta: It's. A. Game.

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Oops..heh heh..*cough* got carried away...

*scoots off veery slowly*

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