The GHZ Forum

I wrote this up in about a minute and a half. Feel free to offer additions, substitutions, corrections, &c.

<b>GHZ Forum Drinking Game</b>

<u>1 drink if:</u>

A thread goes off topic
Pop's mom is referenced
Del is called fat
Boobies are posted
TSS tells us what he edited and why
Someone calls someone else gay
Someone badmouths Sonic Heroes
NT jokingly threatens to ban someone
Anal sex is referenced
JC14 posts something stupid
SK mentions his whore Hikaru
Del kicks NT
j-man is a whiny bitch
j-man mentions he got sex from his huge-breasted girlfriend
Someone uses Jeff K speak
Gibbon's an ass

<u>2 drinks</u>

A thread goes off topic within five posts
Someone else's mom is referenced
Del's penis is mentioned
Someone tells TSS he doesn't need to tell us about each and every edit
Zeta flirts with one of the guys
A girl comes to the forum to flame Spazz
A NiGHTS sequel is mentioned
Pop mentions he doesn't like RPGs
The Americans and the Brits start arguing
A political debate begins
Popcorn suggests we ban someone
The boobies emoticon is used
j-man mentions he got sex from his huge-breasted girlfriend AND is a whiny bitch
A self-congratulatory topic is posted
Gibbon gets pissy

<u>3 drinks</u>

A thread stays on topic
Someone's dad is referenced
One of the guys flirts with Zeta
Someone is actually truly insulted
NT wants a new game
Someone actually gets angry from a debate
Someone brings up the rat from Sonic 2
Someone brags about Sonic collectables
Drano cookies &c are referenced
Someone says "YOSH!"
Gibbon's an ass AND gets pissy

<u>4 drinks</u>

A thread is locked
Someone's sister is references
Zeta and one of the guys flirt with each other over several posts
Someone apologizes for truly insulting someone else
Wang is posted
Bo posts
Shenmue is mentioned
Mart posts -- and no one gets it

<u>5 drinks</u>

Someone gets nostalgic about the Dreamcast
Someone mentions Princess Sally
Someone gets nostalgic about Alexx Kidd
Someone defends Sonic Heroes
WB posts
Pengo is mentioned

<u>6 drinks</u>

Someone gets nostalgic about the Saturn
Blue Gale posts
Nate douche bags someone
Someone mentions Sonic Shuffle
Rez is mentioned
Amazing Grant lives up to his title

<u>The whole bottle</u>

Someone gets nostalgic about the Genesis, SEGA CD, or Game Gear
typhoon posts
JC14 posts something intelligent

<u>An entire keg</u>

Pep starts a thread that has nothing to do with anime.

My liver won't be able to take 10 shots every time Gibbon posts.

Oh, pick and choose based on his level of assness.

Oh man, this is great. I laughed just when I saw the title.

2 drinks if some girl comes on the forum just to flame me.

3 drinks when NT says he wants a game.

Huh. That makes sense. What if somebody goes nostalgic about the DreamCast?

Hm, 3.5 drinks when Bo posts and 10 drinks if Blue Gale posts?

I will fucking set your ass hair on fire then strap an extinguisher to your back and film as you run around like a screaming idiot struggling to reach the extinguisher. I didn't think I'd have to resort to this after the last time I did it to Pep, but goddammit.

<u>2 drinks</u>

Gibbon gets pissy

Alright, let's see how long it takes for me to go into a hyper state. 2 shots of Coke down...

1 drink

Everytime a sexy lady finds Squirrelknight attractive.


...Damn, you guys are gonna get drunk off of that one.

Squirrelknight wrote:1 drink

Everytime a sexy lady finds Squirrelknight attractive.

The GHZ drinking game: Now compatible with Mormons!

2 drinks

When a sequel to NiGHTS is brought up in conversation.
Popcorn's distaste for RPGs is mentioned.

2 Drinks:
* Someone badmouths Sonic Heroes
* Nate threatens to ban someone jokingly

3 Drinks:
* A US culture vs. Brittish culture conversation starts.
* A political debate begins.

4 Drinks:
* If someone actually gets angry from a debate
* Someone brings up the rat from Sonic 2
* Someone brags about Sonic collectables

5 Drinks:
* Someone gets nostalgic about Alexx Kidd

6 Drinks:
* Someone mentions Princess Sally

7 Drinks:
* Nate threatens to ban someone seriously
* Someone mentions Sonic Shuffle

<u>1 drink</u>

Everytime Squirrelknight things he's attractive, even though he's not.

3 Drinks
* Anal sex is discussed in some form

3 drinks? Dude, that's like every post.

Well, it's gotten worse in the past few weeks. Usually it only comes up once or twice a day. I blame hormones.

Maybe my wish for all slash, all the time is FINALLY COMING TRUE!!

Okay, I've got some...

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One Drink:


* Someone says "wank".

* Hentai is posted.

* J.C. 14 posts something pointless and/or stupid.

* Profanity is used.

* Someone changes their avatar.




Two Drinks:


* If the person who said "wank" isn't British.

* Someone acts sexually ambiguous.

* The Scarlet Scorpion mentions/alludes to his undying love for David Willis.

* People discuss comic books.

* The term "hentai" is used.

* Anime is discussed.




Three Drinks:


* Someone makes fun of George Lucas/"Star Wars".

* Manga is discussed.

* Webcomics are discussed.

* The Amazing Grant gets involved in a discussion about comic books.

* Someone is "Banned!" (or words to that effect).

* Someone mopes.

* "Family Guy" is mentioned.

* The phrase "Doushe Bag" is oathed.

* Brazilian Cara wonders if a "StH" character is based of a real person.

* Someone weeps for the state of "StH" games/fandom.

* Drano/Drano cookies are mentioned.




Four Drinks:


* Someone discusses their webcomic.

* "Lupin III" is mentioned.

* Delphine discusses/posts pornography.

* big_smile or Rlan posts something rare, mind-boggling, and/or extremely cool related to "Sonic the Hedgehog".

* "Futurama" is mentioned.

* Someone other than Popcorn "bans" someone.

* The "Animated DC Universe" is mentioned.

* Kevin Smith and/or his works are mentioned.

* People rant about their feelings of inaddiquacy (romantically, socially, philosophically, et cetera).

* Pornagraphic fan art is posted.

* Someone mentions a/the Lost Sheep.

* Cartoon Network is mentioned.




Five Drinks:


* If the person who said "wank" is a girl.

* A flame war erupts.

* The manga being discussed isn't pornographic.

* Someone's sordid fanboy/fangirl past is discussed.

* The Scarlet Scorpion mentions his webcomic/the GHZ spinoff thereof.

* Someone makes fun of Jim Davis/"Garfield".

* Someone hates a certain dubbed version of an anime.

* Strip Mahjong is mentioned.

* Someone comes up with their own idea for a "StH" (or related) game.

* Someone mentions their hatred of censorship.

* Pengo is mentioned.




Six Drinks:


* The Scarlet Scorpion's webcomic is still "in developement" (or words to that effect...

* "Monty Python..." is mentioned.

* "South Park" is mentioned.

* Someone says things were better in the "Golden Age" of The GHZ.

* Politics are discussed.

* The pornographic picture someone posted is animated.

* "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and/or "Angel" is/are referred to.




Seven Drinks:


* One is tempted to tell The Scarlet Scorpion to just marry David Willis or shut the hell up.

* The GHZ Germany is mentioned.

* Someone swears in Japanese.

* Someone rants about their hattred of Valentine's Day.

* WB posts.

* "Fangames" are maligned.

* The webcomic mentioned is "Penny Arcade".

* Midori is mentioned.

* Japanese otomotapeia is used.




Eight Drinks:


* The "sordid fanboy/fangirl past" involves embarressing fanfiction.

* A "Lost Sheep" returns.

* Isambard posts.

* Valentine's Day is ranted about when it's nowhere near the actual holiday.

* Mart posts.

* If the aforementioned Japanese otomotapeia is dirty in some way.

* "SegaSonic the Hedgehog" (or anything related to "SStH") is mentioned.

* Camel Spiders are mentioned.




Nine Drinks:


* Andy posts.

* One of the people who joined this forum several months ago but have yet to post suddenly becomes talkative.

* Blue Gibbon! posts.

* Live-action Japanese pornography is mentioned.

* Camel Spiders are mentioned without being in conjunction to something about/related to Isambard.




Down the Whole Glass:


* J.C. 14 posts something coherent and reasonably thought out.

* A somewhat obscure "Golden Age" GHZ joke is used (someone is locked in a closet, the Vealcane is used as a blunt instrement, et cetera).

* The suddenly talkative board member is from the "Golden Age".

* A serious, intelligent topic occurrs (yeah, right).

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Some of this has probably already been posted, but I've spent so much time compiling this that I really don't care. Really, I don't.

Besides, I'll doubtlessly have more in a little while...

1 drink:
Sonic Team rehashes something
Scarlet Scorpion edits his posts at least three times

2 drinks:
Popcorn posts something insulting

3 drinks:
Someone mentions DBZ and/or how much it sucks/is drawn out/blablabla
Someone makes an Asian joke
Someone mentions furries, and how much they suck

Delphine wrote:<u>1 drink</u>

Everytime Squirrelknight things he's attractive, even though he's not.

1 drink

Everytime Del tries to hide the fact that she's totally in love with me, even though it's blatantly obvious.

Squirrelknight wrote:

Delphine wrote:<u>1 drink</u>

Everytime Squirrelknight things he's attractive, even though he's not.

1 drink

Everytime Del tries to hide the fact that she's totally in love with me, even though it's blatantly obvious.

<u>1 drink</u>

Everytime poor SK falls into his sad, sad delusion that anyone loves him.

Delphine wrote:

Squirrelknight wrote:

Delphine wrote:<u>1 drink</u>

Everytime Squirrelknight things he's attractive, even though he's not.

1 drink

Everytime Del tries to hide the fact that she's totally in love with me, even though it's blatantly obvious.

<u>1 drink</u>

Everytime poor SK falls into his sad, sad delusion that anyone loves him.

:C

I kid because I hate.

Two Drinks:


* GG! makes fun of Pepperidge.




Three Drinks:


* Squirrellknight says something ironically self-depricating.

* The phrase "ass hair" is uttered.

* Obscene fanfiction/slash is mentioned.

* Movies are discussed.




Four Drinks:


* The person using the term "ass hair" isn't GG!




* Five Drinks:[/b]


* The Scarlet Scorpion says Crazy Penguin's avatar (of Alyson Hannigan) is cute/adorable/whatever.

* The phrase "Sweet sassy molassy!" is used/appears on the random quote section of the board.




Six Drinks:


* The person mentioning obscene fanfiction/slash isn't Delphine.

* The word "orgasm" is used.