Boobies! [this post has become so unbelievably not worksafe]

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Zeta wrote:Holy SHIT.

J.C. actually posted something coherent and worthwile.
Yes, this shocked me also.

It's like if Bizzaro J.C. posted.

As for the subject of WB cartoons Freakazoid is one of the best cartoons ever! Why WB never release DVD sets of its animated shows like Animainiacs, P&B, and especially Freakazoid when they are defenatly guarenteed to sell, I never know.

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Freakazoid was the best. Daylight savings time rocks! (Ultra-obscure Freakazoid reference there)

How did we go from talking about boobs, to cocks, to cartoons?

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Image

Those are the boobies for page 5.

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chriscaffee wrote:
Why can't we walk around naked?

Because nobody wants to see ugly people naked, dumb ass.
Yeah, but who wants to see ugly people anyway? The purpose of clothes are to warm ourselves, why do we wear clothes during the summer? clothes are not so you can hide your stereotyped private area. Although, people would automatically know I have a boner...my point is, sex isn't a "dirty, adult thing" It's what we do so we don't die of extinction.

Think about this, If I sat down and talked about your penis, it's really the same thing as talking about your arm. but in stereotype, talking about your penis is "not apporpiate". We shun what we really are. Animals! Smart animals, but animals nonetheless. If you don't like your genitals then you should become a plant...
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Zeta wrote:Holy SHIT.

J.C. actually posted something coherent and worthwile.
Yes, this shocked me also.

It's like if Bizzaro J.C. posted.
Lemme Guess, Sealab fan. That was a good episode. The bizzaros, and actually. I always act this way, just not around here...I don't know why...

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Post by Grant »

I definitely should not have looked at page two of this thread at work. Why didn't I follow the revised title's advice?

I am so getting fired.

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Amazing Grant wrote:I definitely should not have looked at page two of this thread at work. Why didn't I follow the revised title's advice?

I am so getting fired.
Yeah, those could possibly be the scariest dicks I've ever seen but remember
Make sure your mom/wife/boss isn't looking.
You know how in Japanese porn all the best parts are covered up by that mosaic stuff? It's called censorship, and it sucks. We at the GHZ do not condone censorship, either of Japanese genitals or otherwise. Users are free to speak with whatever language and visual devices they please, so long as the information is relevant. (Such information that is posted habitually or needlessly is construed as spam, and will be handled as stated above.)
You should have listened to the rules....damn those ugly fucking cocks

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Lakwren wrote:Oh man, this is the funniest thread ever. Thanks for making me choke on my toast, guys.
You could go blind from that, you know.

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Netaku wrote:Image

Those are the boobies for page 5.
And who is that lovely young lass?

Bouncybouncybouncybouncy...

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angry_beaver wrote:
Spazz wrote:I think this thread cured your boredom problem, NT. >_^
not only as the thread cured nt's boredom, it has made your gal very very pissed at you, haaaahaaahaaaa!!!!!
"Your gal"?

So now you're saying you are Spazz's girlfriend?

Or, are you saying you are Segaholic2's girlfriend?

My brain is begining to hurt because of this discussion...

*T.S.S. goes back to looking at breasts.*























Oh, and it's my eighteenth birthday today, which means I can now look at porn legally. Huzzah!

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Zeta wrote:I never got the chance to have a wet dream. I discovered masturbation at a very early age (9), I didn't even find out what wet dreams were till I was in my later teens.
I didn't even know it was possible to wank at that age.

Of course, the lovely Ohura Anna once commented in an interview that she inadvertantly masturbated at age five, so I guess anything's possible.



















On a quasi-related note, it is one of my goals in life to meet Ohura Anna; hey, anyone that sexy who has an interest in comic books/manga is cool in my book. She also, from what I gleaned in that interview, is appearently rather sweet and, in a strange way, almost innocent, which is rather compelling given that she does "adult movies".

That and she's got great hooters. :lol:

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Spazz wrote:Lake Titicaca was AWESOME.
Yes, but "The Ballad of Magellan" ruled them all.




Zeta wrote:
Green Gibbon! wrote:
The first two seasons of Animaniacs were awesome. Beyond that, though, it ended up with the quick and merciless death it deserved. The last I remember seeing was some educational short about the Panama canal or some shit.

That wasn't Animaniac's fault. The trend of children's television at the time made it that way. Idiotic parental groups were pushing for more educational television - because if it's not educational - it's trash and your children shouldn't be watching it.

Funny how the parents didn't apply that to their own viewing habits.

Nonetheless, in the later years - Animaniacs tried to adapt to the changing trend and make itself more educational. Thus we got more educational and crappy shorts.

However, it wasn't enough - a regulation was passed stating that each network had to produce a certain amount of educational television for children - and Animanicas eventually got the axe in favor of Hysteria - an incredibly stupid educational "comedy" show that only had one or two notable funny moments (a sketch in which Telsa tried to conquer the earth with his death ray while being pestered by the neighborhood kids comes to mind).

Mostly it was just "funny" voiced characters showcasing historical moments amid poop and puke gags.
Heh, I remember on "Animaniacs" a Slappy Squirrell cartoon mocking that law, as well as school "conflict resolution" programs.


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Slappy: We're doomed.

Yakko: It's the end of civilization as we know it.

[after the passing of the "three hours of educational T.V." law]
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By the way, the "zero tolerance" part came in the form of Slappy's nephew Skippy being tormented by a muscule-bound bully, despite the questionable efforts of his school psychologists.

Okay, can we get back to the boobies now?



























And yes, "Hysteria" blew like a wind tunnel, despite mentioning Nikola Tesla, one of my scientific heroes.

























































EDIT: Damnable HTML typos...

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The Scarlet Scorpion wrote:
Lakwren wrote:Oh man, this is the funniest thread ever. Thanks for making me choke on my toast, guys.
You could go blind from that, you know.
What does choking on food have to do with your eyes?

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Educational? How about that freaking awesome little sketch where Wakko belts out all the states of the US and their capitals to the tune of turkey in the barn? That was educational, entertaining, and just plain amazing. (His accent made it even funnier.)


On-topic:

<img src="http://www.nathantsui.com/ghzforum/uplo ... nli_01.jpg">

Not only is it nekkid boobies, it's even game-related.

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Educational? How about that freaking awesome little sketch where Wakko belts out all the states of the US and their capitals to the tune of turkey in the barn? That was educational, entertaining, and just plain amazing. (His accent made it even funnier.)

I'm personally impressed at Yakko singing the countries of the entire world to the tune of the Mexican Hat dance. The dude showed no sign of stopping. It was awesome.
~Neo

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Why is every time I read J.C.14's posts (even those in complete sentences) I imagine myself reaching through his/her monitor and beating them with my shoe?

Word of advice: GROW - A - BRAIN.

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Green Gibbon! wrote:<img src="http://www.nathantsui.com/ghzforum/uplo ... nli_01.jpg">

Not only is it nekkid boobies, it's even game-related.
That scene was one of the best in a video game related anime. (Not to mention the fight that comes after.) It shows you that the creators finally listened to the fans requests. Atleast, mine really.

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The Scarlet Scorpion wrote:
Netaku wrote:Image

Those are the boobies for page 5.
And who is that lovely young lass?

Bouncybouncybouncybouncy...
Megumi.

Image = My new AIM icon.

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That scene was one of the best in a video game related anime. (Not to mention the fight that comes after.)
Those were actually the first nekkid boobies I ever saw, or at least the first when I was old enough to care. There's alot of imposed vapor on the scene, but in the actual cel drawings, her nipples are much more visible. (They're rather oddly colored, but y'know.)

Still, I'd only ever seen the scene in static pictures, but a few months ago I finally found the Spanish version of the anime (which is uncensored) on bit torrent. It's full size, near DVD quality, and was the first time I actually saw the shower scene animated. It's wonderful. As she reaches up to wring her hair, her boobs actually sway with a bit of realistic jiggle. Witnessing it for the first time was like the culmination of all my childhood dreams.

If anyone wants it, I've isolated the shower scene at full quality into a 2.10 meg AVI file. I have two versions, the full scene which starts from the ass shot (that was left in the US DVD release), and just the isolated boobies scene for wanking purposes.

I deleted the rest of the movie...

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Just put it up on the upload script if you want to share it. It would probably save you some trouble.

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Sorry, I've been at college fucking around all day. What did I miss?
Crazy Penguin wrote:A wet day-dream?
You could say that. I was on a long car journey at the tender age of 12, letting my mind wander over images of hotties galore because I had fuck all else to do, and...there it was. First I was all "OOOOMfgGgGGwTF WaS tHAt?!?!" then I was like "Ohnos why do I have to use the bathroom again?". Then we stopped at the service station and I was, to put it mildly, thoroughly fucking confused. Until about a year later.
Netaku wrote:Image

Those are the boobies for page 5.
Damn it, I think I just had another one. o.o;
Green Gibbon! wrote:Educational? How about that freaking awesome little sketch where Wakko belts out all the states of the US and their capitals to the tune of turkey in the barn? That was educational, entertaining, and just plain amazing. (His accent made it even funnier.)


I whole that whole song. It's awesome, and also a neat party trick for when everyone's pickled. With an instrumental "Turkey in The Straw" tape in the machine and my Wakko Warner voice a-ready, there's never a dry eye in the house.

Want me to record it? :p

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http://www.onedayvision.com/idol/megumi.html

Holy shit. Girl's got it goin' on.

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Neo Yi wrote:I'm personally impressed at Yakko singing the countries of the entire world to the tune of the Mexican Hat dance. The dude showed no sign of stopping. It was awesome.
~Neo
<A HREF="http://www.nathantsui.com/ghzforum/uplo ... .avi">That song rocked.</A>

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I doubt it was much fun animating that.

Pretty neat how Louisiana was the first state mentioned in Wakko's States and Capitals song.
I've got tons of Animaniacs tunes on my PC. If anybody wants a few, just bug me on AIM or something.

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Holy shit. Girl's got it goin' on.
Nah, she's not as good as she looks. Of course, she was much younger then. It's been a while, now that I think about it. Maybe I should call her again.

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Such gross fabrications shall not be overlooked, impudent ape. When I really sleep with a hot Japanese pop star I'll make sure to rub it in your face.

Not, like, my dick. In your face. I meant the fact of me sleeping with her.

Not my dick, though.

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