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The do you think the Yeti (white man/ape) discriminates against the sasquash (brown man/ape)?

No, because Sasquatch says he and his homies are gonna pull a knife on him if he starts anything.

A loooong time ago, Asians walked from Asia to America. Then the ice melted and there was an ocean in the way, so they couldn't go back.

It's not the Native Americans are of Asian decent so much that Asians and Native Americans share a recent common ancestor.

Well, everyone is 52nd cousin...
~Neo

Delphine wrote: JC14 posts something stupid
JC14 posts something intelligent

And I thought you guys forgot about me, I did leave, but considering you miss me i'm staying here foever.

*hugs*

DIE BITCH!
</boredom>

*hugs Spazz*





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*gets hit*

Baba O'Reily wrote:!

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Do we have to lock this <i>already</i>?

Get JC 14 involved and ALL topics have to be locked.

People who caught my Metal Gear refrence: 0.

If that was a reference to Metal Gear, then my cat is the Wizard of Oz.

Your cat must have a really big-ass head.

Huh.

So we have Solid Snake and Liquid Snake.

What, no Gas Snake? Or Gelatinous Snake?

Me and my friend were asking that years ago after we beat MGS1.

If there was a Gaseous Snake, I think when he got 'excited' he'd turn into Plasma Snake.

They could also have "Plasma Snake".



'Course, it would've been funnier if it was "Solid Snake" and "Flacid Snake".


Hehe. Phallic imagery.

What, nobody made a Big Boss joke?

Zeta wrote:

The Scarlet Scorpion wrote:
So, what Native American Nation are you a part of? It should be said I know quite a few people who are also part Cherokee; two girls (one of whom being my first girlfriend), and a guy (who'll be part of my cadre of webcomic people, God willing).

Also Cherokee. My mom's, father's, grandmother was pure Cherokee. She got killed and raped by drunken hilbilly police officers because she was an Indian. Nice to see America hasn't changed much in the last couple decades.

Geeze. I'm really sorry to hear that. And it only happened in the last twenty years?

Actually, now that I think about it, I think there's still a law in one state that makes it perfectly legal to shoot Native Americans if there are more than five of them/us on the shooter's property. Oy.

I say we all defect.

Zeta wrote:

Delphine wrote:
A loooong time ago, Asians walked from Asia to America. Then the ice melted and there was an ocean in the way, so they couldn't go back.

It's not the Native Americans are of Asian decent so much that Asians and Native Americans share a recent common ancestor.

Exactly!

Actually, I just realized - I'm not Jewish. I could problably score some major minority points if I converted to Judaism. Then I'd be a gay jewish Indian, Irish, Latino, Itallian, black guy.

Yeah, that would work out nicely, wouldn't it?

You just need to become handicapped to complete the effect, I suppose, which shouldn't be too hard to accomplish in this country...

Zeta wrote:Actually, despite all the dark skinned ancestors, I just tend to look slightly tanned.

Huh.

Delphine wrote:

chix0rgirl wrote:

Delphine wrote:
A loooong time ago, Asians walked from Asia to America. Then the ice melted and there was an ocean in the way, so they couldn't go back.

It's not the Native Americans are of Asian decent so much that Asians and Native Americans share a recent common ancestor.

What, the Yeti?

DON'T THEY TEACH YOU KIDS HISTORY ANYMORE?

Nope. History is un-American.

Underfunded schools, on the other hand...

And it should be noted, while I am abnormally hairy, as far as I know, I have no sasquatch blood in my veins. However, I do have a distant relative who may be at least part leprachan. Honest.

I have one screwy family tree.

Zeta wrote:The do you think the Yeti (white man/ape) discriminates against the sasquash (brown man/ape)?

Baba O'Riley wrote:No, because Sasquatch says he and his homies are gonna pull a knife on him if he starts anything.

Does that mean there are Yeti Supremecists?

*T.S.S. pictures a Yeti with a toothbrush mustache.*

Woah.

Neo Yi wrote:Well, everyone is 52nd cousin...
~Neo

Is that limited to humans, or all terran creatures, in general?

J.C.14 wrote:

Delphine wrote: JC14 posts something stupid
JC14 posts something intelligent

And I thought you guys forgot about me, I did leave, but considering you miss me i'm staying here foever.

*hugs*

Spazz wrote:DIE BITCH!
</boredom>

*hugs Spazz*





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*gets hit*

I have to admit J.C., I, for some strange reason, kind of like you. Yes, you are a deranged idiot, but you're a benign deranged idiot. You're harmless.

And that's a good thing.

Now if you suddenly pulled out a bazooka and started humping Delphine's leg, then I'd probably have to shoot you.

So don't get any ideas.

Zeta wrote:They could also have "Plasma Snake".



'Course, it would've been funnier if it was "Solid Snake" and "Flacid Snake".


Hehe. Phallic imagery.

You forget "Spent Snake," who is somewhere between "Solid Snake" and "Flacid Snake." And he's always happy.




And, to get this thread back on topic:

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Two Drinks:


* Canada is mocked.



Three Drinks:


* An alt-I.D. is used.

* Someone actually tries to get an off-topic topic back on topic.

* Canada is mocked by a Canadian.



Six Drinks:


* Explicit gay porn is posted.



The Whole Bottle


* "Dickgirl" is posted.


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Now let's try to stay on topic from now on, eh?

And Del, will these additions work? I've posted a few which you haven't added to the main list, so I just want to be sure that these are to your liking.




EDIT: Fixed a problem with BBCode, specifically, some font size issues.

Does Bakla count if I post it in a link, or do I have to post the actual girl with dick in full glory?

Don't get any bright ideas plz.

Baba O'Reily wrote:Does Bakla count if I post it in a link, or do I have to post the actual girl with dick in full glory?

Two Drinks:

* Baba O'Riley posts disturbing fetish porn.

Hoo-hah! Infamy at last.