Sonic Advance 3 Commercial
Sonic Advance 3 Commercial
The Japanese release of Sonic Advance 3 will be supported by Television advertising. As with all of Sega's Japanese commercials, the advertisement can be viewed online:
<a href='http://sega.jp/asx/gba_sonicad3_cm_500.asx'; target='_new'> High speed version </a>
<a href='http://sega.jp/asx/gba_sonicad3_cm_56.asx'; target='_new'> 56K version </a>
^Ducks, dogs and Eggs appear in the new commercial
<a href='http://sega.jp/asx/gba_sonicad3_cm_500.asx'; target='_new'> High speed version </a>
<a href='http://sega.jp/asx/gba_sonicad3_cm_56.asx'; target='_new'> 56K version </a>
^Ducks, dogs and Eggs appear in the new commercial
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That flipping up the skirt thing was the pinnacle of Sonic advertising.
Remember the Japanese commercial for Sonic 3 with that guy being warped through that city? That struck me as American stupid, except it was even worse because, and call me racist, but Japanese guys cannot look cool. They are inherently incapable of looking like anything other than skinny dorks with oily hair. Japanese girls are some of the most beautiful women on earth, but Japanese guys all look like fucking retards, and when they try to look like American rock stars or something, it's just... man.
Remember the Japanese commercial for Sonic 3 with that guy being warped through that city? That struck me as American stupid, except it was even worse because, and call me racist, but Japanese guys cannot look cool. They are inherently incapable of looking like anything other than skinny dorks with oily hair. Japanese girls are some of the most beautiful women on earth, but Japanese guys all look like fucking retards, and when they try to look like American rock stars or something, it's just... man.
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I disagree slightly, Gibbs. Y'know those painfully hip Japanese teenagers you see...bleached spiky hair, oversized radio headphones, tight fitting logo t-shirts, flares, abundance of accessories, huge reflective sunnies...there's just something about them. I see the occasional Japanese Hipster around London, and I'm just like "I want to be that guy".
But the guy in the Sonic 3 ad looked a complete tool.
But the guy in the Sonic 3 ad looked a complete tool.
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And there's nothing wrong with being gay.Y'know those painfully hip Japanese teenagers you see...bleached spiky hair, oversized radio headphones, tight fitting logo t-shirts, flares, abundance of accessories, huge reflective sunnies...there's just something about them. I see the occasional Japanese Hipster around London, and I'm just like "I want to be that guy".
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They're the cutest things existent that you can legally screw. That's pretty much all you need to know. They have horrible teeth and lack the cleavage of most other races, but, as is usually the case with Asian women, they hold their age outstandingly well. They stay fresher, longer!I know virtually nothing about Japanese girls.
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Yeah, that applied to all women everywhere. We're <i>all the same</i>.Light Speed wrote:Shouldn't knowing an American girl automatically answer that question? You should read Delphine's post about women again, I'm to lazy to look it up.
Heh, I'd make a post about men along the same lines, but I'm outnumbered, so I'll keep that to myself.
Bull. <a href="http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/09323503 ... ">Gackt</a> is one of the most gorgeous men alive. I mean, he thinks he's a 4000 year old Norweigan vampire, but still.Green Gibbon! wrote:Japanese guys <i>cannot look cool</i>. They are inherently incapable of looking like anything other than skinny dorks with oily hair.
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Actually, the correct gay response is that "I want to DO that guy."Green Gibbon! wrote:And there's nothing wrong with being gay.I see the occasional Japanese Hipster around London, and I'm just like "I want to be that guy".
The same is essentially true of Japanese men. Except replace the problem of small cleavage with the problem of small wangs.Green Gibbon! wrote:They're the cutest things existent that you can legally screw. That's pretty much all you need to know. They have horrible teeth and lack the cleavage of most other races, but, as is usually the case with Asian women, they hold their age outstandingly well. They stay fresher, longer!
But seriously. During puberty, I went through a gigantic Asian man fetish phase that I'm not very proud of. It was so bad, in 11th grade, I would just aimlessly follow Mexican teenagers who vaugely looked Asian.
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The thing with Asian women is that they're the most consistently attractive, or at least to my eyes. They still have their flaws, but in general they're the ones I'm most forgiving of. You don't see too many fat Asian chicks, which is the main problem with the other two major races.
White women only look good when they're models who have been dolled up by professional make-up artists. Girls you see on the street usually have imperfections that really bother me, dealing especially with fat asses, fat arms, and uncontrolled shoulder freckles. In the south especially, there's the problem of speech... girls down here tend to develop this absolutely appalling accent with "lazy" L's and enlongated vowels. Even my sister speaks with it and it's downright unsettling. And all in all, I just don't care much for blondes.
Now, black women are one of two extremes: they either really, really have it, or really, really don't. There is no middle ground to speak of. And, needless to say, the ones who don't have it far outnumber those who do.
White women only look good when they're models who have been dolled up by professional make-up artists. Girls you see on the street usually have imperfections that really bother me, dealing especially with fat asses, fat arms, and uncontrolled shoulder freckles. In the south especially, there's the problem of speech... girls down here tend to develop this absolutely appalling accent with "lazy" L's and enlongated vowels. Even my sister speaks with it and it's downright unsettling. And all in all, I just don't care much for blondes.
Now, black women are one of two extremes: they either really, really have it, or really, really don't. There is no middle ground to speak of. And, needless to say, the ones who don't have it far outnumber those who do.
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Have what? *eyes GG! with daggers in her eyes*GG! wrote:Now, black women are one of two extremes: they either really, really have it, or really, really don't. There is no middle ground to speak of. And, needless to say, the ones who don't have it far outnumber those who do.
And has there been a picture of Gackt that doesn't feature him wearing make-up?
Wow this Gackt is a Japanese man... He doesn't look like either, for a second I thought it was Michael Jackson between operations... As for women I find I look more towards their intelligence, but since I have never had a girlfriend and will mostly end up alone or with 2 buck whores I can't talk much... I do agree about Asian women though, although the few I have met are as smart as a ton of bricks...
On this topic I agree with gibbon 100%
I'm in thailand right now and there are tons of Japanese girls on the streets most of the time. They dont even have makeup or over revealing dresses on (sum school uniforms actually. . .ahem) and they look better than almost 100% of the girls back home. (in sunny CA)
I'm in thailand right now and there are tons of Japanese girls on the streets most of the time. They dont even have makeup or over revealing dresses on (sum school uniforms actually. . .ahem) and they look better than almost 100% of the girls back home. (in sunny CA)
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