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Don't make assumptions. I know what he meant. I was referring to the "whole passage" comment, smart ass.

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What's quite shocking is that I've been looking at other forums and a lot of people think this thing is going to kick ass. They think this could be the best "Sonic" game yet and are anticipated as shit, especially because of the aliens and vehicles.

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Professor Machenstein wrote:Don't make assumptions. I know what he meant. I was referring to the "whole passage" comment, smart ass.
If you knew what he meant then why did you ignore what he meant?

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What forums would that be? The forums I've been too, including this one, are saying it's a stupid idea and the game is going to flop.
If you knew what he meant then why did you ignore what he meant?
Two reasons. One, I needed a small comeback. Second, I'm tired and my reading skills are lazy right now. Sorry I called you a smart ass. I just lost a game of Dynamite Headdy and I'm a little grouchy now. Damn Gatekeeper.

I have a new method for our expectations of the Shadow game. It's goes something like Squirrelknight once said. Expect the game to suck, and when it comes out and it ends up mediocre or just plain good, then we can cope with it. So let's look at the trailer. The textures are blurry, eveything looks like it came from the PS1, the stages are ugly looking, and there are thousands of bottomless pits like Sonic Heroes. Methinks my work is done.
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Delphine wrote:
Professor Machenstein wrote:Don't make assumptions. I know what he meant. I was referring to the "whole passage" comment, smart ass.
If you knew what he meant then why did you ignore what he meant?
Bless.

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We're not being reactionary. If you'll look, we've given clear reasons why we didn't like Heroes and why we liked Adventure and the other games. I wrote 12 pages on why I thought Battle was the worst Sonic game ever.

As for this game, it isn't the gun that's got me burning. By itself, the gun really doesn't bother me. But taken in context with Sonic Team's attitude and performance in the last few years, the dialogue in Heroes and Advance 2&3, and the many discouraging interviews, it suggests something about the rest of the game and the direction Sonic Team is pursuing with it. And that direction is somewhere in the vicinity of statutory rape.

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In some states only women can be raped.

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See, I think it actually looks good.

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You're an idiot.

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What are you, retarded?

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God bless the Internet.

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Are they the UK Games master magazine scans? By fuck, Big Smile got them up quick.

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I saw the cover for that issue in the corner store. It was like "NEW SONIC GAME!!11 HES BACK + HE HAS A GUN!!!11" with pictures of Sonic all over the plastic bag. Retards.

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j-man wrote:I saw the cover for that issue in the corner store. It was like "NEW SONIC GAME!!11 HES BACK + HE HAS A GUN!!!11" with pictures of Sonic all over the plastic bag. Retards.
Yes, that may be quite misleading to some, but in all fairness to the magazine, there was a giant picture of Shadow on the front cover.

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I WOULD RAPE FOR LOTR on Page 12 wrote:
(P.S: Have you noticed this is, so far, one of the only topics wihtout a boobie reference so far???)
Green Gibbon! on page 1, as the 7th post in this very thread wrote:So no mention of boobies, then?

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Green Gibbon! wrote:So no mention of boobies, then?
Even boobies can't fix this, G
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Even boobies can't fix this, G.
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Didn't the Shadow storyline in the Sonic comic entail his being taken in by aliens just after he helped kill off the Biolizard? With them bringing him back to health just so they could tell them they were going to kill everyone on <Earth/Mobius/whatever the fuck they call it>?

Is SoA ripping plot ideas from the comic now?

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AUGH

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aso wrote:Didn't the Shadow storyline in the Sonic comic entail his being taken in by aliens just after he helped kill off the Biolizard? With them bringing him back to health just so they could tell them they were going to kill everyone on <Earth/Mobius/whatever the fuck they call it>?
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<i>What?</i>
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I didn't understand a word of that.

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Post by aso »

Neither did I.

Basically:
<Sonic Adventure 2 happens>
*Shadow falls*
*Shadow is caught by an advanced alien race that heals him*
*They then throw Shadow out the window so he can fight another alien race that appears over the horizon*
*He gets his ass kicked, and falls again, but Chaos Controls before he hits the atmosphere*
*The alien race that Shadow fought want to destroy Earth because blahblahEarthlingsaresomeanbla*
*Earth is actually Mobius*
*The aliens that Shadow fought want to destroy Earth/Mobius*
*Everyone teams up at the end to fight the aliens*

So... yeah. Shadow having to fight an evil race of aliens bent on planetary destruction is nothing new. Makes me wonder if everyone's going to team up in the end to stop them?

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What the fuck.

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Post by plasticwingsband »

I dunno if you're reading this Zeta, but I have to apologize. See, last night you told us about that dream you had where you and your boyfriend were riding on a flying elephant, and I said that it was quite possibly the gayest thing of all time.

I was incorrect. This,
Basically:
<Sonic Adventure 2 happens>
*Shadow falls*
*Shadow is caught by an advanced alien race that heals him*
*They then throw Shadow out the window so he can fight another alien race that appears over the horizon*
*He gets his ass kicked, and falls again, but Chaos Controls before he hits the atmosphere*
*The alien race that Shadow fought want to destroy Earth because blahblahEarthlingsaresomeanbla*
*Earth is actually Mobius*
*The aliens that Shadow fought want to destroy Earth/Mobius*
*Everyone teams up at the end to fight the aliens*
is the gayest thing of all time.

A thousand apologies.

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Post by Esrever »

If they give Shadow a flying elephant to ride, I'll buy two copies.

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