Shadow of a Hedgehog game: Shadow packs a GUN!!1

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For shame. Aside from the fact that this is a scourge of SoA, it doesn't mean you shouldn't be a fan of the classics.
No, you misunderstand me. I love the classics. But I can't continue to buy Sonic games when each new one is a bigger letdown than the last. I'll continue to play my SMC, but I won't be buying any of this Grand Theft Sonic crap, with shitty camera control and terrible level design.

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Wow, 10 pages. This just might beat the boobies thread.

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Not only that, but this is the longest any thread has ever remained on-topic.

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Protodude wrote:Wow, 10 pages. This just might beat the boobies thread.
SHUT UP! NO IT WON'T! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANYMORE SENSE ANYWAY AND SHOULD BE LOCKED!
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I'm glad. Any shred of hope I had for the series had been totally destroyed. I can walk away from this shitty franchise and block out everything that happened after 1998.

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Protodude wrote:Wow, 10 pages. This just might beat the boobies thread.
Hmmm... would the game sell well if Shadow had boobies?

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SEE?! WHAT'D I TELLYA?!

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Ah, but on a serious note what other characters may Shadow come across in the game, a female counterpart maybe?

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Omni Hunter wrote:Ah, but on a serious note what other characters may Shadow come across in the game, a female counterpart maybe?
A female character in the Sonic universe with boobies who hangs out with Shadow?

I WONDER.

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The funny thing is, if any Sonic character were to be given a gun - it would make the most sense with Rouge. She's been trained as a special ops agent for the US government, she's an ex-jewel thief, she doesn't have many powerful uber-abilities like Shadow, and unlike Shadow - she's perfectly fine with doing whatever she wants as long as it suits her.

So yeah, Shadow with a gun is not only out of character, betrays the feeling of the series, but it also makes no fucking sense.

Rouge with a gun wouldn't be that out of character, it'd make a little sense, so it'd only betray the feeling of the series . . .

Speaking of which:

http://www.somethingawful.com/
If there's one thing the long-running Sonic The Hedgehog series is all about, it's using a handgun to kill the fuck out of your enemies in a gritty world. Right? Sega seems to think so, as the recently announced Sonic Adventure 3: Shadow of Hedgehog (that's 100% real) will feature a darker version of Sonic - creatively called Shadow - running through slums and blowing bad guys' cuddly little skulls apart, presumably to expunge multitudes of golden rings hidden inside.

To some this might appear to be an unnatural change, like a Mario title with nudity or a Tomb Raider game that's good. I say it's a move in the right direction, but it's still not enough. My finger is on the irregular pulse of the gaming community so I can safely state that no one wants originality or unique gameplay elements. What they do want is a bit of the old ultraviolence, a steaming side of the profane, a bowl of the macabre, a teacup full of sexuality, and a gravy boat filled with gravy.

Heads getting lopped off, exposed breasts, torture, geysers of blood, needles penetrating the viscous surface of human eyeballs; this is what it takes just to make a decent opening cinematic. In these exciting times, we've discovered that a non-player character with impressive cleavage is an acceptable alternative for an NPC with well-written dialogue, and that a main character with a sassy attitude can easily replace a carefully detailed backstory. By leaving out such time-consuming aspects of game development, creators can finally focus on making realistic blood spray patterns and cranking the brightness of each texture down to a level of darkness best classified as "gaping abyss of Starr Jones' vagina".

Think I'm way off? You're really argumentative, and wrong too. Not only is Sega on my side, but a crop of recently announced titles will back me up further. Like Shadow of Hedgehog, these games take classic franchises and update them with an amount of grit you won't find in even the biggest box of grits. Unless you shop at one of those places that sell eighty rolls of toilet paper in one package and giant canisters filled with twelve frozen pizzas.

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Hmmmm, the Shadow/Gun thing has inspired me for a sketch in my sprite comic. The Gun brainwahes Shadow or it's stuck to his hand with superglue...

Anyway, boobies bigger than Rouge's?

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Nack! Nack could have handguns!

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He has to have handguns. The only thing he can do without them is bounce on his fucking tail and ride around in a faggy scooter he calls "The Marvelous Queen". Yeah, he wishes.

Speaking of which, I don't think he understands what sniping means. It generally does not mean you ambush your oponent, taunt them, then bounce around on your ass trying to squish them. Or at least, it doesn't in my experience.

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He doesn't have to use handguns. He could make like his name and use a sniper rifle. Or even craft sneaky traps. Bear traps.

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...as the recently announced Sonic Adventure 3: Shadow of Hedgehog (that's 100% real)
Wait. This is really Sonic Adventure 3? Or was Something Awful just being retarded?

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Don't. Don't push me any further.

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A lot of the initial reports called it "Sonic Adventure 3," but that was edited out almost immediately afterwords. Must have been a crossed wire somewhere.

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Post by SegaSonic »

all this is because they merged with SEGA again? Right?

Remember, Mean Machine and Sonic SpinBall?

Well like that, ONLY WORSE.

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What?

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Post by J.E.Smith »

Just noticed this:

http://www.sonicworld.net/~sw/games/gam ... aalert.pdf

According to that, this is just one of several Sonic games being produced. So there's some small hope one of them will end up being better than this.

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In that case, I'm standing by my earlier theory that Shadow is a PS2 exclusive, while a different Sonic project will be showing up on Gamecube. Even a company that is stunned enough to give Shadow a handgun couldn't possibly be so stupid as to think a more "mature" Sonic game would do better business on the GC.

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Judging from the Sega.com poll I guess we can expect a lot of spinoffs. The Sonic series has come a long way since its debut in 1992!
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Wait, what? 1992?

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92 in England, maybe?

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The GHZ wrote:<B>Europe</B>
June, 1991

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