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Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:13 pm

chriscaffee wrote:What do you get when you cross a turkey with a chicken?

A: |turkey||chicken|sin(theta)n

Oh damn.

I heard a joke like that last semester. Except instead of turkey and chicken it was something else, and the answer was actually funny about the solution/equation, not just stating the equation. I can't remember it because we haven't had to use that stuff at all (and doubt we will) this semester.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:14 pm

Of all the possible ways things can cancel out in Math, you had to choose that one just too make yourself sound smart didn't you?

I almost fooled myself.

But truth be told I just forgot how to spell reciprocal.

And the fact of the matter is, you missed the POINT. Why did you go off on this TANGENT?

Oh Damn. Rimshot.

I heard a joke like that last semester. Except instead of turkey and chicken it was something else, and the answer was actually funny about the solution/equation, not just stating the equation.

It was funny and you know it.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:33 pm

Math jokes might be the saddest thing this side of Keith Richards' face.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:10 pm

Actually, the fact that we both mention Keith Richards in casual conversation might be sadder...

muke · Post by **muke** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:05 pm

I WOULD RAPE FOR LOTR wrote:I just don't get it... Bush is an asshole, and he still won!!!

Wait... actually, I DO get it!!!

It's called reality. It's called power. It's called vote-buying. It's called Bush, the ultimate evil in this planet.

... Well, maybe not as bad as Bill Gates... but, hey, at least thanks to Gates we have Halo...

... Stupid beer...

We were talking about people like you in our Politics of the US class and saying what asses they were because they go out to the polls and vote based only off of stupid "bumper-sticker arguements" such as this or the "moral values" junk. I'll be sure to mention you next class!

EDIT: and it should say "Bush, the ultimate evil on this planet," in case you care.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:17 pm

Actually he went inside the planet a few weeks ago.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:47 pm

"Bush, the ultimate evil on this planet"

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:02 pm

My period is a day early and it's ALL BUSH'S FAULT.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:50 pm

Define Bush.

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:59 pm

Define "define".

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:07 pm

Define '"'.

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:09 pm

DEFINE YOUR MOM, CUNTWAD.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:20 pm

You know, nobody's actually defined anything.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:28 pm

I think it's for the better.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:36 pm

Defi--- ah, fuck it.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:16 pm

This whole page is priceless.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 11:31 am

Define "priceless".

Risky, but I have yet to "add" to this hilarious thread.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 3:32 pm

That's exactly what I mean.

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