Yuji Naka Nintendo DS feature

Post by **big_smile** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:06 am

Nintendo have updated their Japanese DS site with a detailed account of Yuji Naka's experiences in creating games for the new handheld system.

Unfortunately the website is written in Flash and so cannot be accessed by machine translators. It is still worth a visit, however, as it contains plenty of pictures Naka-san and his female friends.

^It’s the return of squiggle Sonic!

The feature can be accessed in the ‘Creator’s Voice’ section of the site.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:16 am

Can't get enough of those Nintendo hotties.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:34 pm

Naka is a pimp.

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:17 pm

The one on the right's a hottie. Strangely, the one on the left looks EXACTLY like this girl I know, except older.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:13 pm

Anybody see the preview for that DS game that lets you play "doctor" with those women. Geebus. The DS seems like it might be the first console to feature porno games.

"Master Masturbater DS!"

Nova · Post by **Nova** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:42 pm

Zeta wrote:Anybody see the preview for that DS game that lets you play "doctor" with those women. Geebus. The DS seems like it might be the first console to feature porno games.

"Master Masturbater DS!"

DS= Do Sex?

Anyway, The only way I could want to have a DS is if it has porn/hentai games.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:54 pm

DS = Dick Suck(ing)?

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:31 pm

Anybody see the preview for that DS game that lets you play "doctor" with those women.

Are you talking about Tendo Dokuta? I actually think that looks pretty neat. I would've imported it except I think the language barrier would be insurmountable.

smiths32 · Post by **smiths32** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:06 pm

Geebus. The DS seems like it might be the first console to feature porno games.

What about those games on the NES? Bubble Bath Babes or some shit like that.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:12 pm

"Bathtub Babes" and "Elevator Action" were two of them.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:32 pm

Those and Custer's Revenge weren't exactly on every eight-year-old's Christmas list.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 6:27 pm

Well, yeah - but I argue choice of words - they were not FEAUTURED games and not very many people knew about them. They're really pushing the risque dating gameso n the DS, though.

SuperKnux · Post by **SuperKnux** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 6:42 pm

The Doc wrote:Those and Custer's Revenge weren't exactly on every eight-year-old's Christmas list.

I don't think those games would be on a teenagers' Christmas list, either. They weren't very good, to say the least.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:02 pm

GET OUT!

Post by **G.Silver** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 11:43 pm

"Bathtub Babes" and "Elevator Action" were two of them.

I didn't know Elevator Action had porn in it?

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:22 am

I didn't know Elevator Action had porn in it?

It sure sounds like it would, though. I bet alot of people were disappointed.

The only "porno" games for the NES were not even officially licensed. You could probably only buy them in shady Hong Kong shops or something. And even then, it was all well within the realm of softcore. I don't think there have ever been any console games with genuine pornographic content (Custer's Revenge absolutely does not count), except maybe some of those late era Saturn ports, and even they were usually toned down from their PC counterparts.

I don't think I would categorize the DS' software lineup as risque... unless Peach takes off her clothes in that Mario mahjong game, in which case I would play it.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:07 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote: I don't think I would categorize the DS' software lineup as risque... unless Peach takes off her clothes in that Mario mahjong game, in which case I would play it.

Peach has a body shaped like a lollypop.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:32 pm

Then how about that sexy motherfucker Mario? That mustache drives me wild.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:39 am

Just imagine how it would tickle.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:50 pm

There was nothing sexual about Elevator Action. And Intern Tendo Doctor showed up in the latest issue of Nintendo Power, so it may actually be coming to America.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 9:41 pm

Wasn't Mother 1 & 2 for the GBA also featured in Nintendo Power?

...yeah...

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 10:25 pm

Yeah, but Mother 1&2 characters are already fairly widely known to Nintendo fans via Mother 2 and Super Smash Bros.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:33 am

What the Hell is Mother?

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:03 am

Mother 2 is a.k.a. Earthbound in the US.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:30 am

Mother for the FC was translated as Earthbound for the NES, but it was kept from being released at the last minute. Then Mother 2 for the SFC was translated as Earthbound for the SNES, and it was released and everyone loved it. The translated version of Mother has been available as a ROM for the last few years, commonly referred to as Earthbound Zero.