Sonic 'interview' in The Sun newspaper

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Sonic 'interview' in The Sun newspaper

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UK Resistance has reported with some bitterness that British tabloid newspaper The Sun has conducted an interview with Sonic the Hedgehog.

I'm fairly sure the interview was fabricated-- Sonic isn't REAL, you can't interview someone who isn't even REAL.

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Post by Shadow Hog »

I dunno, MSNBC interviewed Ronald McDonald once. I wouldn't have ever known if I hadn't randomly decided to watch "The Daily Show" one day, though...

BTW, I can't see Sonic saying "wicked". Ever.

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Clearly you guys have never met Sonic. I got to talk to him during his birthday bash at work. He's one mean drunk.

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Post by M.C.Dillinger »

^ What did he say...

(Somehow I can't imagine Sonic drunk.)

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For reference, the Sun is more or less one of the worst newspapers in Britain.

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Post by Green Gibbon! »

It's a tabloid, isn't it?

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Though uncomfortable it may be, would someone at least once make a good looking sonic suit?

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Post by Neo »

Yeah, if those tribal chicks can use dishes and rings to enlongate their lips and necks, surely there's something you can do to have legs all the way up to the chest.

Too bad you'll only live until your late twenties too.

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M.C.Dillinger wrote:^ What did he say...

(Somehow I can't imagine Sonic drunk.)
Mainly talked about Amy and this new girl he's met on one of his new projects. Do i detect a love triangle?! (Answer: No)

He then proceeded to kick the shit out of any fat man with a moustache. Final toll, three injured, one dead.

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Neo Chaotikal wrote:Yeah, if those tribal chicks can use dishes and rings to enlongate their lips and necks, surely there's something you can do to have legs all the way up to the chest.

Too bad you'll only live until your late twenties too.
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That article was balls, but only barely even that good.
"Oh yeah! Sonic riders is wicked!", That's not Sonic, just yet another evil robot clone from Eggman.

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Post by Grant »

I'm glad he found the time for the interview, I was worried he'd be too busy answering this month's SonicGrams.

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Post by FlashTHD »

Didn't they give that section of the comic the boot altogether in favor of shoehorning more ads in every third page?

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Post by j-man »

Everyone knows The Sun is only good for two things, excepting weekend editions.

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Sun doesn't rise at all
Who knows how far I'll fall?
Sun doesn't rise at all
(Who knows) how far I'll fall?


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Post by Jackal »

j-man wrote:Everyone knows The Sun is only good for two things, excepting weekend editions.
Page 8 right?

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GET OUT.

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Post by One Classy Bloke »

I see you're very passionate about page 8.

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Post by Light Speed »

What is on page 8?

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

I thought that it was page 3 that had the magic.

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Post by One Classy Bloke »

Page 8 is what page 3 is for men, only for women. It didn't last long.

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What in the hell is being talked about here?

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It concerns boobies, good sir.

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