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You're not a game nerd...

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:04 am
by Squirrelknight
...but <a href="http://www.nescapades.com/gameroom.htm">this guy</a> is.

That is the most games I've ever seen in my entire life. If I didn't know that was the inside of someone's house, I'd mistake it for a videogame store.

I don't know whether I want to rob the guy or let him fuck me.

(Found this on the IC forums, don't know if you guys have seen it already... If you have... Well, fuck off then.)

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:14 am
by Omni Hunter
Kill him, take his house.

Re: You're not a game nerd...

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:17 am
by Samface
Squirrelknight wrote: I don't know whether I want to rob the guy or let him fuck me.
How about both?

Also, I want that Mario phone. It is clearly the pinnacle of human civilization.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:45 am
by Esrever
!!!

Third picture down, bottom right corner! There's the giant-ass CDI trackball controller I was talking about in the Katamari Damacy DS thread.

Wouldn't that thing be perfect for controlling KD?

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:00 am
by Segaholic2
I've played on one of those things. The local Sam's had a demo unit for one years and years ago. I was pretty young and had no idea what it was, but there were two terrible Zelda games for it. Controlling them was awful with that damned track ball.

Come to think about it, I should consider myself lucky for actually being one of those few people that played those Zelda games, even considering how bad they were.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:09 am
by Knuckles Dawson
At least he's got NiGHTS

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:32 am
by Delphine
Holy shit.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:35 am
by Omni Hunter
How much would it cost to insure all that shit!?

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:36 pm
by Green Gibbon!
I was pretty young and had no idea what it was, but there were two terrible Zelda games for it.
There were three, actually... one Link game and two games actually starring Zelda.

<img src="http://www.sara.to/sigure/game/g17/p02.jpg">

She likes it.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:38 pm
by Omni Hunter
Is this a "spot the balls" picture. Pun intended...

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:42 pm
by Segaholic2
There were only two games at my demo unit, and one of them starred Link. I remember being confused because I thought Zelda games were supposed to be good.

Also, the loading screen had a picture of Link in the same style as that Zelda image GG! just posted. He had the most dumbass-retarded facial expression ever (it seriously looked like a mentally retarded Link that was high on drugs and looking at furry porn). My brother and I found more entertainment laughing at that loading screen than trying to negotiate the track ball.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:45 pm
by Ngangbius
I wonder if he actually beaten all of those games.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:05 pm
by Green Gibbon!
Also, the loading screen had a picture of Link in the same style as that Zelda image GG! just posted.
<img src="http://www.sara.to/sigure/game/g15/p02.jpg">

"The Faces of Evil", indeed.


They have more screenshots <a href="http://www.sara.to/sigure/game.html">[u]here[/u]</a>, plus screens of Hotel Mario and a link to screens of Mario Wacky Worlds, which was never released.

Apparently Philips got the rights to the Nintendo licenses as compensation for Nintendo having broken off their SNES CD deal.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:11 pm
by Omni Hunter
QUIFFAGE!? He does actually look mentally retarded.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:31 pm
by Double-S-
Green Gibbon! wrote:Apparently Philips got the rights to the Nintendo licenses as compensation for Nintendo having broken off their SNES CD deal.
I'm not sure if it was compensation or a contract hole that got Philips the rights. Either way, it's funny how Nintendo denies their very existence.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:18 pm
by Spazz
That guy's got some stuff.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:11 pm
by Omni Hunter
Some!? Some!? He's got a convention in his room goddammit.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:11 pm
by Opa-Opa
Man, look at this Zelda's Adventure thing...

Image

Kinda looks like She-Ra: the Movie. Even though it never existed, I'm sure it would look like this.

EDIT: Think again, I think it looks more like the game of She-Ra: the Movie. Or maybe a She-Ra fanfilm...

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:12 pm
by Ngangbius
"Boy, I'm so hungry I can eat an Octorok!"

I really wish I could find that site that had movie clips of the CDi Zelda games. I mean if you thought the screenshots were awful, you should see the FMV in action. Bad animation, Link saying awful lines to go with his awful voice, Ganon's defeat in the first two games, pure hilarity.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:50 pm
by Squirrelknight
I was watching G4 a couple weeks back when they did a show on the Zelda series, and they showed the CD-i Zeldas. The thing looked liked rehab patients drew it-- There wasn't a single straight line in the whole clip, and everyone kept twitching.

I understand why Nintendo refuses to accept that those games exist. I wish I could do the same and repress those memories.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:51 pm
by The Doc
Link doesn't look retarded to me.

Gayer than Zeta, yes. Retarded, close but no.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:00 pm
by Omni Hunter
Squirrelknight wrote:I was watching G4 a couple weeks back when they did a show on the Zelda series, and they showed the CD-i Zeldas. The thing looked liked rehab patients drew it-- There wasn't a single straight line in the whole clip, and everyone kept twitching.

I understand why Nintendo refuses to accept that those games exist. I wish I could do the same and repress those memories.
Sounds like an episode of Ed, Edd n' Eddy, let alone an actual game.
Mind you the FMV was seriously hammed.
I still say it's a "spot the balls" picture so here's my guess...
Image

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:44 am
by The Doc
This guy put it best, methinks.

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:25 pm
by Segaholic2
Seanbaby owns you.