Letters from a Stalker

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:53 am

Squirrelknight wrote:From the first day I seen you
I long to be pee'in on you
golden showers...in the month of june
nipples glisten in yellow nectar

Damn I should sell this stuff

You really should. Hell, I'd buy it.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 1:15 pm

I have been inspired. I only have two lines so far, but I think I can make something good out of this:

From the first day I seen you
I really wanted to bean you

I'll have to spend some more time on it.

From the first day I seen you
I long to be pee'in on you
golden showers...in the month of june
nipples glisten in yellow nectar

Damn I should sell this stuff

Nice work.

One of you has to incorporate the brilliance of "restraught", though. That is the most beautiful misspelling I've ever seen. I can just picture him sitting there, trying to sound-out the word. Brilliant!

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 1:52 pm

plasticwingsband wrote:
Squirrelknight wrote:From the first day I seen you
I long to be pee'in on you
golden showers...in the month of june
nipples glisten in yellow nectar

Damn I should sell this stuff
You really should. Hell, I'd buy it.

Didn't Dave Chappelle as R. Kelly sang this first?

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 2:21 pm

Amazing Grant wrote:One of you has to incorporate the brilliance of "restraught", though.

*ahem*

From the first day I seen you
I really wanted to bean you
I am restraught
with thoughts of your twat

I aim to please.

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 2:35 pm

Delphine wrote:
Amazing Grant wrote:One of you has to incorporate the brilliance of "restraught", though.
*ahem*

From the first day I seen you
I really wanted to bean you
I am restraught
with thoughts of your twat

I aim to please.

You deserve an award.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 5:06 pm

Hmm...That'd be funny if this guy, 'Josh', just happen to be on this forum and reading this topic; I'd like to see his reaction. That'd be crazy. So, I DO sorta feel sorry for this guy, but damn, he had it in for himself when he didn't get a clue. She should of kicked that guy out when he showed up at her party like that. You should NEVER show up at anyone's party uninvited, <i>especially</i> a girl's. That's just <i>rude.</i> But be careful, this seems like one of those dorks who are going to come back and kill everyone who he hates...

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 5:06 pm

Delphine wrote:
*ahem*

From the first day I seen you
I really wanted to bean you
I am restraught
with thoughts of your twat

I aim to please.

This is nothing short of orgasmic. Pure artistic brilliance.

Incredible. Take a bow!

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 5:52 pm

My nipples are like bullets at the very thought.

Just thought I'd slip that into the conversation.

(The correct reply to this post must now contain something along the lines of "I'll slip something into your conversation...")

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 6:13 pm

Just thought I'd slip that into the conversation.

(The correct reply to this post must now contain something along the lines of "I'll slip something into your conversation...")

How 'bout I just offer to slip something into YOU?

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 9:26 pm

*bows* Thank you, thank you. I do try my best.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 9:33 am

Zeta wrote:How 'bout I just offer to slip something into YOU?

Heheh, Only Zeta...