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Post by j-man »

Still 17, but I rock what I've got.

H.B., Omni. I'll get the X15 to Milton Keynes and get drunk with you.

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And most of the idiots I know are 19-25.

19 in a month or so.
Other than relatives and teachers, I don't think I have any sort of relationship with anyone older than 30.

It's hard to make friends with old people. They're gonna die before you do.

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Everyone dies eventually.

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Each day we die a little more.

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Post by Grant »

You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older.

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Post by Professor Machenstein »

You all are like in your 20's? Cripes, I'm only 15.

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Post by Double-S- »

Are you even in high school yet?

And either way you answer that question, that's why you're retarded.

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Post by Professor Machenstein »

Double-S- wrote:Are you even in high school yet?

And either way you answer that question, that's why you're retarded.
First, I'm a sophomore. Second, age isn't relevent to my area of knowledge, so don't make assumptions. Third, I'm far more articulate than a mere 15-year-old, so be happy I'm not as retarded than one would expect.
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Ah, as I suspected. Retarded.

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Post by Grant »

Little Tsui was never 15 years old. He skipped that year 'cause he was too cool for it.

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Double-S- wrote:Ah, as I suspected. Retarded.
Hick.

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Professor Machenstein wrote:Third, I'm far more articulate than a mere 15-year-old, so be happy I'm not as retarded than one would expect.
I love this sentence for so, so many reasons.

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Professor Machenstein wrote:age isn't relevent to my area of knowledge, so don't make assumptions.
Knowledge, maybe not. Mental functions, definatly. You'll just have to trust me on that. You'll get it in 1-3 years.

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j-man wrote:Still 17, but I rock what I've got.

H.B., Omni. I'll get the X15 to Milton Keynes and get drunk with you.
Dude, if thats your bag then you're welcome, t'would be awesome. I still have a day off for today if ur not busy. Thanks for the cake PWB, I recognise the fat cat but I can't remember the cartoon. You'd probably like "The Office" card I got. I'll get a pic of it up.
Sorry for not being here for a while but had celebrations, you know how it is.

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Post by j-man »

I'm actually at college today, bro, but if you ever get a Friday free maybe we can sort something then.

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Post by Omni Hunter »

Funnily enough I done a Bluetooth search yesterday at a resteraunt and someone called "Tha J Man" came up.
Heres the card...
Image
It opens up and Brent's voice say's...
"But it's bloody good fun! Yeah...right...'cos you're probably mad like us...yeah, look...*pop*...eh...party popper...yeah, crazy."
Mad...
Here's the guitars...
Image
The one on the left is my new RG-600, middle one's my old CJ-400 and the acoustic was a suprise present.

Whens your birthday J?

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Omni Hunter wrote: Image
It opens up and Brent's voice say's...
"But it's bloody good fun! Yeah...right...'cos you're probably mad like us...yeah, look...*pop*...eh...party popper...yeah, crazy."
Mad...
Fuckin' awesome.

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As soon as I got the card i thought "PWB on GHZ would like to see it".
I may get one so I can send it to you for your birthday.

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Post by j-man »

9th July, man. It'll be my 18th so I don't expect to be sober for quite a few days afterward.

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Post by Omni Hunter »

I think that may be during my holiday fortnight. May have to pop over on said X15.

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Su-poib. I'll be in the White Swan or The Hobgoblin for a few hours each, I'm sure I'll be easy enough to find.

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Omni Hunter wrote:As soon as I got the card i thought "PWB on GHZ would like to see it".
I may get one so I can send it to you for your birthday.
Hahaha, yeah. The Office is good times.

It'd be pretty sweet to get one of those cards, but don't go out of your way or anything.

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My 19th birthday's on May 6th, in case you were wondering.

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

Professor Machenstein wrote:
Double-S- wrote:Are you even in high school yet?

And either way you answer that question, that's why you're retarded.
First, I'm a sophomore. Second, age isn't relevent to my area of knowledge, so don't make assumptions. Third, I'm far more articulate than a mere 15-year-old, so be happy I'm not as retarded than one would expect.
I'm a year younger than you, and I don't act as arrogant as you do. Penis.

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Post by Omni Hunter »

Plus you have more extensive knowledge. On music anyway.

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Post by Knuckles Dawson »

20 in May.

Don't Diss Machenstein!!!!1 He's a Professor, so he's smrt! (Like Homer, to make the reference more apparent)

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