POPE NEEDS FOOD BADLY.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:03 pm

Yeah... His time is limited. The number one Catholic of our generation is about to kick it. Odds are, you knew this, but he's being read his last rites, so I felt it was important to make a topic about it.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/03/31/pope1/

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:06 pm

I'm afraid this'll just result in distasteful jokes.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:06 pm

Yeah they hooked a feeding tube up to his nose. I guess they could have timed that better.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:07 pm

Spazz wrote:I'm afraid this'll just result in distasteful jokes.

A bit late for that. I already made a Gauntlet reference.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:52 pm

Terry Schiavo's feeding tube is removed and she eventually dies. On the same day she passes, the Pope is hooked up to a feeding tube to keep him alive.

This can't just be ironic coincidence. Jesus should be called out on shenanigans.

muke · Post by **muke** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:26 pm

Mr. Schiavo is a fucking monster. He was with some other woman and had illegitimate children all while she was hooked up to JUST A FEEDING TUBE! She was not on life support, and could in fact move around a little bit. I bet that if he didn't try to take her off the tube so many times then she would have eventually recovered. This isn't an issue about pro-life or pro-choice, this is a totally seperate thing that shouldn't involve politics!

Oh, and DeLorean died a few weeks ago too without a cent to his name. I was going to make a topic about that awhile back but I know that it would have resulted in "OMG U R GHEY" from others here.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:29 pm

muke wrote:Mr. Schiavo is a fucking monster. He was with some other woman and had illegitimate children all while she was hooked up to JUST A FEEDING TUBE! She was not on life support, and could in fact move around a little bit. I bet that if he didn't try to take her off the tube so many times then she would have eventually recovered. This isn't an issue about pro-life or pro-choice, this is a totally seperate thing that shouldn't involve politics!

I'll try and put this as nicely as possible:

Read some goddamn facts, sir, instead of just typing out what you hear on the CNN commercial breaks because almost everything that you posted is just plain incorrect, and that's not even being partisan about it.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:40 pm

They were feeding her with a spoon before he came in and demanded they put her on a tube in the first place.

muke · Post by **muke** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:00 pm

I guess you're right. I'm so sorry for blasting into such a touchy subject like that. My facts are also totally incorrect. Is there a way you can delete that post?

EDIT: I read the post Dache asked me to and indeed her brain really is gone! I have no idea how I missed that crucial fact; that changes everything, no joke!

Dache · Post by **Dache** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:07 pm

^^ Edit: Oh great, now you do that as I'm typing all this shit out and submit it. Just hit the link at the bottom of the post. Christ.

muke wrote:Mr. Schiavo is a fucking monster. He was with some other woman and had illegitimate children all while she was hooked up to JUST A FEEDING TUBE!

Terri's parents themselves told Michael to start dating again. He and his girlfriend/fiancee endlessly cared for Terri by bathing her, flipping her so she wouldn't get bedsores and up until around seven years ago, trying to find treatment to improve her condition before it was discovered she would never recover. The fact that he didn't just divorce Terri and quickly married this other woman to remove himself from the burden of caring for her -- because, fuck, it's not something you do if you hate the person -- proves pretty damn well that he still loved her and wanted to care for her. Before he started seeing other people, the doctors were close to putting a restraining order on Michael because he wouldn't leave the hospital or stop bugging them about possible treatment.

I bet that if he didn't try to take her off the tube so many times then she would have eventually recovered.

Terri would never have ever, ever recovered because her cerebral cortex had whithered and died, and it is impossible to recover from that. Physically and medically impossible. She would have remained in a vegitive state forever and would never have improved. Ever.

She was not on life support, and could in fact move around a little bit.

A feeding tube is legally and logically considered life support, you fucking nimrod, as you need nourishment to survive, just as you need oxygen. The only movements she made were automatic responses and reflexes, and not cognitive at all.

This isn't an issue about pro-life or pro-choice, this is a totally seperate thing that shouldn't involve politics!

This has everything to do with pro-choice and all that shit. Terri stated to multiple people that she didn't want to live if forced onto life support before her eating disorder lead to her stroke, which your goddamn courts decided was the case over 19 fucking times. The plug should have been pulled years ago in accordance with her wishes when it was discovered she would never have recovered.
Terri Schiavo died 15 years ago when she collapsed in her living room, and the only reason her body (which has been little more than a hunk of meat) has been breathing this long is because of her dumbfuck, greedy parents who don't have the mental capacity to deal with the loss of their daughter, and morons like you and your politicians who don't know the goddamn facts. Christ, I don't even live in the same country and I understand more about this case than you. Read the first post in this thread and get some education.

Yes, if it seems to everyone else that I blew up a little there, it's because I've been following this for the past two weeks, and people like muke here have repeatedly made my jaw drop with their sheer stupidity and ignorance. I couldn't take it anymore when one finally popped up in front of me.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:16 pm

Tee hee.

Post by **Popcorn** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:22 pm

I heard that Terry Schiavo was fine the whole time and the doctors shot her, confirm/deny?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:28 pm

I heard she was to be the star of the upcoming Veggie Tales movie, but her husband killed her in a fit of jealousy.

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:04 pm

Terry Schiavo

OH CHRIST NOT HERE TOO

Post by **Segaholic2** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:08 pm

Geez, I was hoping that now she's finally dead, everyone would shut the hell up about her. I guess I was wrong.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:26 pm

Who's Terry Schiavo?

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:36 pm

Bless you, sir.

Dark Crow · Post by **Dark Crow** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:54 pm

Haven't you been watching the news Gibbon? Terry Schiavo is that woman on the news 24/7, who after being on life support for 15 years has had the plug finally pulled on her. Despite in being in her will that if she fell into a vegetative state she wanted to die, her parents and various other Christian life activist groups arenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t down with that, and have since held various rallies outside of the Florida hospital where she was located to keep her alive. She just died on Thursday, and has since sparked various ethical conduct issues.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:54 pm

I jest not. I really have no fucking idea. I'm too disinterested in the trifling affairs of this world to bother reading the news.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:56 pm

Oh, is that what it is? Isn't there a short story by Poe that has something to do with that? What was it called?

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:05 pm

I am so hard for you right now.

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:03 am

Hey guys, promise me that when I'm on my deathbed that you'll raise a big stink and turn my final hours into a huge media circus, please?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:11 am

I can only promise that I won't rape your lifeless body.

Much.

typhoon · Post by **typhoon** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:33 am

On the subject of the Pope, 84 years is a damn long time to not have sex, even for this group.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:14 am

I don't get it.