In celebration of a dude getting nailed to a tree... (NWS?)

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:44 am

Actually I think it was replaced by a bacon tooth.

Seymour · Post by **Seymour** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:37 am

Actually you seem like the kinda guy with a squirrel tooth.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:47 am

Sauted squirrel doesn't go down too well, trust me, there's not enough meat and it's pretty chewy too.
Shit, over 200 posts already? Need to chill a bit methinks.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:42 am

No one cares what your post count is. As long as they're intelligent and/or funny and you're not just posting to be an idiot, it'll be fine.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:44 am

Am I intelligent?

Am I funny?

I don't think so, am I?

Anyway, I didn't get much for Easter, I had to work through it all. Bloody busy as hell too.

smiths32 · Post by **smiths32** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:18 am

People get presents other than eggs for Easter?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:29 am

Omni Hunter wrote:Am I intelligent?

Am I funny?

I don't think so, am I?

Eh. You could do worse.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:24 pm

Actually you seem like the kinda guy with a squirrel tooth.

You seem like the kinda guy with a penis tooth.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:44 pm

I didn't even remember it was Easter until midnight the night before someone wished me a Happy Easter. My family just kind of abandoned Easter after we all abandoned being Catholic. I used to get a few gifts, like a cheap game or something, and candy.

Frieza2000 · Post by **Frieza2000** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:45 pm

I didn't get my Cadbury eggs this year. And now the stores are out. Your children will burn for this.

...children of the GHZ...there's a scary thought.

Seymour · Post by **Seymour** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:24 am

You seem like the kinda guy with a penis tooth.

You can't really eat a penis you know.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:50 am

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:42 pm

Seymour wrote:You can't really eat a penis you know.

It's been done, you know.

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:33 pm

It all depends if said penis is attached to someone at the time. People tend to react violently if you suddenly try and make a meal of their manhood.

Or so I heard.

muke · Post by **muke** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:43 pm

Why are you guys so tasteless whenever you talk about religion?
Anyways, since I am a God loving/fearing, Catholic college student, I got some candy and MGS Ac!d along with a carring case, but I don't have a PSP yet, I'm waiting for my gift certificate that I previously lost and then reordered to come back so I can eventually get one.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:55 pm

muke wrote:Why are you guys so tasteless whenever you talk about religion?

We're tasteless whenever we talk about <i>anything</i>.

muke · Post by **muke** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:40 pm

God, smite them!

...

He's acookin' asumthin' up...

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:23 pm

muke wrote:Why are you guys so tasteless whenever you talk about religion?

Uh-oh, Jesus is coming!
SOMEBODY GET A TOWEL.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:24 pm

Would you be one of his sheep Baba?

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:16 am

I haven't cooked penis but could advise a bit of seasoning. Maybe you could leave it marinading in the fridge. I heard of a woman who cut off a man's penis and sweated it in butter before giving it to the dog.

Cumshot · Post by **Cumshot** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:30 am

[quote]Uh-oh, Jesus is coming!
SOMEBODY GET A TOWEL.[/quote]

You don't make fun of Jesus.Douchebag

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:34 am

Your MUM'S a douchebag, if you know what I'm saying.

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:54 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:58 pm

I'd go gay for Jesus.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:18 pm

What do you think Jesus says when he orgasms? I'm thinking "Oh, God!" would be uncomfortable.