Oh, damn you Archie!

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:46 pm

I came accross an old Sonic comic that contained a lead-in to a Tails miniseries.

He falls in love with this chick fox named Fiona, and then it's revealed she's a robot made by Robotnik.

Tails then says he's pissed at Robotnik for toying with him, and because he . . .

Lost his innocence to a robot . . .

God damn them!

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:00 pm

Zeta wrote:God damn them!

Right on!

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:04 pm

Tails porked a robot! And he's what, 12?

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:05 pm

Horny little bugger.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:10 pm

You find out later in Knuckles 26ish or so that there was a real Fiona that the robot was modelled after. Evidently she was there during the time that SEGASonic takes place in the Archie timeline.

Post by WB » Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:58 pm

DONT LOOK AT ME I DIDNT DO IT I JUST DRAW THE PRETTY PICTURES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**hides in a foxhole**

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:01 pm

It's okay, Dubba. We all love you. (Who doesn't?)

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:09 pm

**hides in a foxhole**

Poor choice of words.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:10 pm

Heheh, I get it. Clever.

Post by WB » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:12 pm

Brevity is the soul of wit. And DAMNIT I'm a witty little beeyotch.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:14 pm

I mean, I knew the Archie version of Doctor Robotnik was twisted, but building furry sex robots for minors?

Let's just pray he didn't test it himself! *shudder*

Professor Machenstein · Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:16 pm

Didn't DIC do something like that in Aosth with Breezie?

Ritz · Post by **Ritz** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:17 pm

Indeed they did.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:48 pm

There were two in SatAM.

Ritz · Post by **Ritz** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:25 pm

chriscaffee wrote:There were two in SatAM.

Mind filling me in? I don't remember anything of the sort.

CM August · Post by **CM August** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:52 pm

Robotnik made a bot double of Sally in one ep. And, uh, that's about it. No shenanigans took place. Well, Rotor also built a female robot that gets the hots for Antoine, but it was just filler for a 15-minute jokey short and was never spoken of again. Even fans of the show want to forget that one.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:53 pm

Zeta wrote:I mean, I knew the Archie version of Doctor Robotnik was twisted, but building furry sex robots for minors?

...Not touching that one.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:09 pm

Then what are you touching?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:11 pm

My penis, of course.

Frieza2000 · Post by **Frieza2000** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:21 pm

CM August · Post by **CM August** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:25 pm

Ho ho ho! It's funny because it has "furry" in the title. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Professor Machenstein · Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:28 pm

Baba O'Reily wrote:My penis, of course.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:30 pm

All I know is K
nuckles had a brother. I picked up a Sonic comic a couple months ago while picking up an Usagi and dropped it upon seeing a picture of Knuckles being smacked on the head by his infant sibling. Would someone mind finding and posting the first horrifying image of said revelation? You should all share in my pain.

Heehee, "furry".

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:50 pm

I have no clue. The Knuckles series ended at like 32 or something like that. From that point Knuckles stories were printed in the back of Sonic or in the specials. After the rape of Metal Sonic in issues 86-87, I pretty much gave on the book and only have a few odd issues between that one and 99. I guess I should have gotten the big 100 just for kicks, but Archie pissed me off so much with that Metal Sonic arc. I mean "Silver Sonic II" was drawn on model (by a crappy artist) but still. Why does Metal Sonic have to get ass raped so much?

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:57 pm

My penis, of course.

That joke was only going to be funny if you didn't blurt out the punchline in the very next message.