Funny (or stupid) eBay Auctions

SuperKnux · Post by **SuperKnux** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:28 pm

As well all know, there are tons of eBay auctions that are rather A. retarded, or B. strangly amusing. I know we've posted some here in the past, like E.T. as some cracker, and "the baby Jesus" as a cookie.

I was thinking we should compile all these crazy auctions that we find and put them in this thread. If it works, it works, if not.. who cares. It's all in fun, I suppose.

Anyway, here's an eBay auction that quickly turned into an emo kids LiveJournal or an Xanga. Check it out.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... egory=6324

I actually feel bad for the guy. Maybe it's because I haven't eaten yet.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:39 pm

Sounds like that guy asked for it. Dumbass should dump that whore and her fatass son.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:57 pm

I suspect he is just trying to get attention so people will buy his car.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 1:23 pm

If I hooked him up with some floozy, would he give me the car for free? I wouldn't mind and it seems like a fair trade.

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:45 pm

Mother of God. Someone ask him if the car is cursed.

Professor Machenstein · Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:51 pm

This particular MazdaSpeed Miata was bought as a Ã¢â‚¬Å“Happy BirthdayÃ¢â‚¬ï¿¾ present in May 2004 for my then Ã¢â‚¬Å“dearly belovedÃ¢â‚¬ï¿¾ girlfriend Ã¢â‚¬â€œ whom has since turned out to be an ungrateful, coniving, lying, complaining, Ã¢â‚¬Å“***chÃ¢â‚¬ï¿¾ Ã¢â‚¬â€œ whom IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d dearly love to be able to get rid of on an e-Bay auction too. Trouble is they donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t allow the auction of people. I think she still qualifies!

It appears he doesn't like his girlfriend.

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:38 pm

Female bidders whom may appreciate a hard working man and make good on the previous arrangement for the use of the MazdaSpeed Miata which was dishonored by my soon-to-be ex-girlfriend will be considered also. E-mail me with a photo! ;-)

I get the feeling he won't be getting any female bidders. Or any females in general, for that matter.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:41 am

Talk about under the thumb. What a whiny bitch.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:29 am

True, he should be more assertive, why tell others the problem instead of her?

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:13 pm

<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 1">There's a bunch of these on eBay all the time, but it's funny in a stupid way.</a>

Professor Machenstein · Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:20 pm

It just occured to me that there is someone out there more twisted than us.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:21 pm

Heheh, watch it get crushed in the mail. ^_^

Especially on the off-chance that it gets tons of bids and gets really expensive.

SDHawk · Post by **SDHawk** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:24 pm

Might be a tad old but, I rather liked the haunted NES

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:33 pm

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:56 pm

Whoa, dude.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:39 am

<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 1">Haunted Possessed Disney Stitch Teddy Dangerous?</a>

No comment necessary.

Carl with a K · Post by **Carl with a K** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 9:29 am

For some reason, reading stuff like that freaks the shit out of me. I can just imagine it now...Winnie the Pooh stalking me on my way to school.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:12 am

I always knew that fucking Stitch was evil. He's probably just waiting for when Lilo is most vulnerable, the sanctimonious pervert.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 11:03 am

I actually took the time to read that whole auction page.

Whoa, dude.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:04 pm

I'm beginning to think he's even more of an attention seeker than Nova. Although still less knowledgable.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:47 pm

Omni Hunter wrote:I'm beginning to think he's even more of an attention seeker than Nova. Although still less knowledgable.

Who are you talking about? The guy running the auction?

Frieza2000 · Post by **Frieza2000** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:50 pm

What scares me is that someone's willing to pay 11,000 dollars for it.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:50 pm

Yeah the auction guy, not you Spazz, either an attention seeker or an English student to come up with such a large essay on E-bay.

I bet he misinterpretted "Vehicle's History".

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 4:07 pm

<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 8">HAUNTED WALKER!</a>
<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 67">HUNTED TELEVISION!</a>
<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 8">HAUNTED SPONGEBOB!</a>
The true face of evil.

<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 5566261670"><B><I>HAUNTED CAT TURD!</I></B></a>

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 4:12 pm

Looks like a job for Scooby and the gang. lol