omgs new Zelda trailer

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 5:43 pm

You didn't even have to hold Up. You direct yourself and sit back and watch. In my case, I used to play it at night during my GCSE exams (that's when it came out here), and I'd fall asleep inbetween islands.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:02 pm

Then you have to play that damn song everytime you want to change directions.

I kept praying for a motor power-up, but it was not to be.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:06 pm

I just used to keep it on North and struggle to any other direction via a complicated zig-zag movement.

Psxphile · Post by **Psxphile** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:07 pm

Hm. I thought I was the only one who did that.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:49 pm

'One of your sources'? The rumour surfaced and then seemed to be confirmed as fake, although I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't have some truth in it after seeing all the zoology in that trailer.

Miyamoto's been fascinated by dogs and such lately, so I wouldn't be surprised. If this was "Legend of Zelda: Fursuit of Power" or something.

But there is so many hidden treasures to find and islands to explore! 60+ hours of non-stop action adventure gameplay!!!1

40 hours of saltwater. 20 hours actually outside the boat.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:04 pm

Zeta wrote:
'One of your sources'? The rumour surfaced and then seemed to be confirmed as fake, although I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't have some truth in it after seeing all the zoology in that trailer.
Miyamoto's been fascinated by dogs and such lately, so I wouldn't be surprised. If this was "Legend of Zelda: Fursuit of Power" or something.

Don't tease me.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:17 pm

Waited for that.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:17 am

The first thing that I thought when I saw the wolf was, "Oh, Link's a werewolf."

I guess that was going through a lot of people's heads.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:42 am

I thought "What a shitty, non-related ending to the trailer." If you guys are right, I owe you all blowjobs.

gr4yJ4Y · Post by **gr4yJ4Y** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:33 pm

I haven't seen the trailer, due to my connection being from the stone age, but in Wind Waker you could take control of seaguls by giving them a fruit. Maybe they'll have something like that for the new Zelda, but with a greater veriety of animals.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:45 pm

I haven't seen the trailer, due to my connection being from the stone age, but in Wind Waker you could take control of seaguls by giving them a fruit.

I wish you could do that in real-life. It'd take a lot of fruit, but eventually I'd conquer the earth with my army of frutilcious seagulls.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:54 pm

What is the air-speed velocity of a fruitladen seagull?

OR

Yeah, you're pretty fruity.

P.S. Learn how to hit the right buttons, Del. At least no one noticed.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:57 pm

I NOTICED. I was trying to look at your latest post and it said it didn't exist so I KNEW YOU WERE UP TO SOMETHING.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:28 pm

BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID.

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:04 pm

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:22 pm

HOLY FUCK! If you reserve the new Zelda, you get an UPDATED Wind Waker with realistic-style graphics and two new dungeons!

Just . . . *AAAAH*

*orgasms*

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:24 pm

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:28 pm

That was an April fool's joke by EGM.
I'm sorry.
I'm really, really sorry.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:40 pm

But . . . but!

It's not fucking April! Godddamit They don't play fair. Who puts out April Fools jokes two weeks before fucking April?

Bastards! After the Sonic in Smash Brothers thing - it's too much. I say we get a legal restraining order from them doing this shit ever again!

Post by **Popcorn** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:43 pm

Zeta wrote:HOLY FUCK! If you reserve the new Zelda, you get an UPDATED Wind Waker with realistic-style graphics and two new dungeons!

Just . . . *AAAAH*

*orgasms*

I really can't believe that a) so many fucking people fell for that (the 'screenshot' was hilarious) and b) why so many people even got so overexcited about it in the first place.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:49 pm

I really can't believe that a) so many fucking people fell for that (the 'screenshot' was hilarious) and b) why so many people even got so overexcited about it in the first place.

It was shitty, but I assumed that was because they threw it together in a month or so by just reworking the models in Wind Waker.

And I got excited about it because it'd be nice to play a better version of Wind Waker, which had the potential to be great but never achieved it.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:50 pm

I fell for it for about five glorious, deceitful minutes.
After four minutes I looked on the cover of the magazine and saw that it was the April issue. I held out hope for about a minute that it was the shitty looking LEGO Star Wars game. Then I died inside. That seems to be happening alot lately.

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:52 pm

Ditto. Why would anyone want a "realistic" looking Wind Waker anyway? Then the visuals would be entirely out of place with everything else about the game. It'd be like having a cute and cartoony version of Shenmue.

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 8:21 pm

I just can't imagine a kiddy Ryo saying "I'm looking for some sailors."

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 8:31 pm

I would so totally play that.

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