You know that arcade game where you shove a finger up an ass

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:12 pm

Well, apparently it was based on real, Japanese, day-to-day life:

http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

Jaden · Post by **Jaden** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:25 pm

Wow that's odd, I find one sentence to be rather oddly worded...

I think tears were even streaming down his face. I don't blame him. In retrospect, I can't even imagine - you're a 12 year old Japanese boy being forcibly restrained by a large black man who is bound and determined to penetrate your ass. I would have been crying too.

It's so wrong when out on context...

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:00 pm

This is wonderful.

Post by **G.Silver** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:36 pm

Actually, it's not so much a "game" as it is kids clasping their hands together, sticking out their first fingers, and shoving them up your butt. I'm really not joking.

You get more points if you can trick someone into sitting on your fingers rather than having to do the shoving yourself.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 11:04 pm

That was hilarious. If that guy wrote a book, I would buy it.

WhoopA · Post by **WhoopA** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:53 am

An entire book of anecdotes on life in japan? Word to that.

Carl with a K · Post by **Carl with a K** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:24 am

Spread your legs!

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:01 am

KANCHO!

Ritz · Post by **Ritz** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 6:43 pm

So, who's up for a game of dodgedick?

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:29 pm

That was the most hilarious thing I've read in a long time.

KANCHO!!!

BlazeHedgehog · Post by **BlazeHedgehog** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:45 pm

"It's actually a little disturbing to think that my life now includes a little Japanese girl who will randomly teleport into a place, yell "breasts!" at me, then teleport out as quickly as she came."

Really, good find. Other parts of articles this guy wrote about Japan reminded me of stuff I heard from the Official US Dreamcast Magazine about one of their stays in japan.

"8 hour flight. Slightly less fun than being boiled alive. Upon arriving at the airport, we learn everybody smokes. Even the babies are smoking. Everything here has fish in it. Even the beef."

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:06 pm

Let's see... What do I remember from DCUSM...
"I tasted a Megaman cake that had texture and taste almost, but not entirely, exactly like ass."

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:02 am

Japan is psycho, enough said.

Carl with a K · Post by **Carl with a K** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:39 pm

Three new posts up today. Remember, you can't just fuck her.