The romantic coupling of Tails and Cream: What the crap?

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sat May 29, 2004 10:59 pm

Poop. The second one doesn't show. Oh well, here's the link.

http://www.deviantart.com/view/6773755/

I can't believe there is a whole group of people dedicated to drawing art based on the imaginary romance of two video game characters.

The mind wobbles.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Sat May 29, 2004 11:06 pm

plasticwingsband wrote: I can't believe there is a whole group of people dedicated to drawing art based on the imaginary romance of two video game characters.

The mind wobbles.

You must be new to any internet fandom.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sat May 29, 2004 11:10 pm

Ngangbius wrote: You must be new to any internet fandom.

No. I just find it really stupid. I guess what I "can't believe" is why people would be fascinated with something so... idiotic? I think that's what I'm looking for.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat May 29, 2004 11:19 pm

I like drawing videogame chicks naked. Is that the same thing?

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sat May 29, 2004 11:21 pm

Is it any different to feel sexual attractions to non-real, animated human females as opposed to non-real, animated female animals with human characterstics?

...Yes. Crap yes. I think I'm going to puke now.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat May 29, 2004 11:34 pm

plasticwingsband wrote:
Ngangbius wrote: You must be new to any internet fandom.
No. I just find it really stupid. I guess what I "can't believe" is why people would be fascinated with something so... idiotic? I think that's what I'm looking for.

You must be new to reality.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sat May 29, 2004 11:39 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote:I like drawing videogame chicks naked. Is that the same thing?

Not so long as they have big boobies.

And instead of trying to justify whatever my previous argument was, I'll just say this: Interspecies relations are wrong!

Thank you for your time.

Pathwarden · Post by **Pathwarden** » Sat May 29, 2004 11:40 pm

Or you can scrap the human characteristics altogether and go straight for the animal stuff, as the fandom has done with the Pokemon creatures. The sheer amount of content out there for that is quite surprising.

And people can have fetishes for ANYTHING, no matter how sickening to others it can be. I guess this thread kinda proves that.

Pikawil · Post by **Pikawil** » Sun May 30, 2004 12:08 am

plasticwingsband wrote:
Green Gibbon! wrote:I like drawing videogame chicks naked. Is that the same thing?
Not so long as they have big boobies.

And instead of trying to justify whatever my previous argument was, I'll just say this: Interspecies relations are wrong!

Thank you for your time.

Look at the pic I posted on page 2.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sun May 30, 2004 12:16 am

Ah, girls. And they're human! That's just the way I like 'em.

Lakwren · Post by **Lakwren** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 9:33 pm

http://orin.deviantart.com/gallery/

Beautiful pictures, but unfortunately they're Sonic-shipping pictures.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 10:15 pm

I was fine until I got to the Shadow/Knuckles one. Then my brain went away to cry. It's very sad.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 10:23 pm

Delphine wrote:I was fine until I got to the Shadow/Knuckles one. Then my brain went away to cry. It's very sad.

Yeah, if you head on over to http://www.fanfiction.net you can find lots of stories like that. Sonic is apparently ready to get with anyone. Provided they aren't female, of course.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 10:29 pm

Heh, slash doesn't bother me, it's my MO. It's putting Shadow and Knuckles together that bothers me.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:25 pm

^Then I suggest avoiding going to the scrapbook part of her gallery. Unless you did, then I have to say I'm sorry.

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 10:37 am

Damn, if only there was a pairing for big and eggman, right? I mean, they both have big tits, whats not to like? ah man, and if chris were in the middle....that would be one sandwich i would gobble up..........

hello.jpg · Post by **hello.jpg** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 6:00 pm

(Re: Cream and the fandom in general) Being a paedo is okay if the girl has a rabbit face, folks. The rabbit face is your "get-out-of-jail-free" card, yo.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 8:25 pm

Because bestiality is legal, too.

hello.jpg · Post by **hello.jpg** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 3:04 am

It is if that rabbit face is a <i>happy</i> rabbit face. Be sure to give that head a biiig smile.

Dash · Post by **Dash** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 2:02 pm

What? All this madness and no pairings of the Station Square people?

Burger Shop Staring Lady and Mr. know-it-all: Aw yeah baby. Or better yet, Burger Shop Staring Lady/ all 3 pool girls!
OMG |-|4\/\/7!!!111twoeleventen

As for sex between the two, I would imagine big wraps his kitten maker in a brightly colored condom and wiggles it around till Froggy mistakes it for a worm. Then Big reels him in.

I shall applaud you for working in a Family Guy joke, but I'm afraid I will now have to stalk you down and kill you with a poisoned rusty knife for the mental image that caused me.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 3:19 pm

I say the Guy lost in the jungle of the Mystic Ruins and the Burger Shop statue get together! Can't get much better than that!

Wait a minute, that guy has a family...Oh, well....

Final_Cosmos_the_Ultra · Fri Jun 04, 2004 4:51 pm

Damn it I forgot all about Toyjo! Must find links.

Anyway their is some creepy shit out there. Lpok at Kingdom Hearts. I thought I's find a Sora x Areith or Sora x Tifa lemon waaaay be for I find a Sora x Riku lemon. Sora x Cloud Sora x Cloud Sora x Squall x Cloud

What the bloody hell happed to my internet. Evil has invaded

Sora = Dude

Areith = Chick

Tifa = Chick with huge breats

Riku = Dude

Cloud = Dude

Squall = Dude

Damn it! Why won't someone do something. (Remembers Toyjo's link is on Dreamcast VMU.)

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:14 pm

The fuck are you talking about, Sora/Riku is practically canon.

KH is one of those fandoms that has a huge slasher population. *shrug* So does FFVIII, for that matter, but everyone knows Squall is gay, so that's a moot point.

Final_Cosmos_the_Ultra · Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:59 pm

Delphine wrote:The fuck are you talking about, Sora/Riku is practically canon.

KH is one of those fandoms that has a huge slasher population. *shrug* So does FFVIII, for that matter, but everyone knows Squall is gay, so that's a moot point.

Then why the hell did Sora fight armies of heartless,demons, demigods,wazards etc and kill himself to save Kairi? Why did Kairi's love bring him back to life? Why was there a ending FMV about Sora and Kairi? Why was Sora willing to kill Riku? Why did Riku want to save Kairi at all costs? Why did Riku tell Sora to "take of her" in the end when he was trapped in a hell like place of darkness? They both fought over Kairi through the whole game. Have you played it?

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 6:07 pm

Hello, and welcome to joking.