The romantic coupling of Tails and Cream: What the crap?

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Fri May 28, 2004 8:37 pm

Ngangbius wrote:
Zeta wrote:On a slightly related note, wouldn't it be super disturbing if Big and Froggy were more than friends? I would think that's a physical impossibility, but when you have a giant mentally handicapped cat and a . . . frog of some sort - Anything is possible.
Funny that you should mention that, since one day I saw on a Sonic gallery archive...

The internet is an intriguing, yet cruel place.

THIS is why I hate people.

Pathwarden · Post by **Pathwarden** » Fri May 28, 2004 9:03 pm

On the internet, nothing is sacred. Ah well.

Rouge/Tails? Talk about illogical. As if a picture of that wouldn't be disturbing enough...just imagine how a lemon of that pairing would read. Sigh...

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Fri May 28, 2004 9:07 pm

This is the best fucking thread ever.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Fri May 28, 2004 9:23 pm

Pretty much.

Pathwarden · Post by **Pathwarden** » Fri May 28, 2004 9:23 pm

I feel like I've opened Pandora's box. :(

I get the feeling, however, this thread could end up in the abyss, depending on whether we acknowledge the more disturbing side of our fandom or try to obliterate it from our minds.

Either way would work.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Fri May 28, 2004 9:26 pm

I should also mention the reason the person drew that awful Big/Froggy pic was because of the line in Big's theme song that goes:

Hey big guy!
Hey little guy!
Could you tell me who came first?

This thread is funny and very wrong at the same time.

aso · Post by **aso** » Fri May 28, 2004 9:28 pm

How old is Amy, again? Isn't she 11 or 12 years old?

Knuckles is 16.

And Sonic is what, 15...?

Tails is 8?

There must be an underage meter running around SOMEWHERE on the Inernet.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri May 28, 2004 9:30 pm

Well now I'm just confused. I had thought Froggy was just an animal, but with the singing and all, I'm starting to wonder if he's supposed to be a furry talky animal person like the rest of the cast. Except as a midget who rarely talks.

I could see Big n' Froggy played as "Jay and Silent Bob" characters that end up in the background for several games, till ironically they star in the last game Sonic Team ever makes.

As for sex between the two, I would imagine big wraps his kitten maker in a brightly colored condom and wiggles it around till Froggy mistakes it for a worm. Then Big reels him in.

Pathwarden · Post by **Pathwarden** » Fri May 28, 2004 9:33 pm

And Cream is six years old. ;_;

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri May 28, 2004 9:35 pm

How old is Amy, again? Isn't she 11 or 12 years old?

Knuckles is 16.

And Sonic is what, 15...?

Tails is 8?

There must be an underage meter running around SOMEWHERE on the Inernet.

There was this dumbass on GameFaqs running around trying to convince everyone that none of the characters were under age because it's not measured in animal years. Which is a big ass pile of shit.

The reason the characters act older than they are is because that's how ALL fictional characters act. The writers can't remember how they thought as children so child characters just end up sounding like tiny, squeaky adults.

I mean, crap, if the reason Tails, Charmy, and Cream act so mature is because they age like actual animals, Charmy would be DEAD considering the lifespan of actual bees.

Post by **Delphine** » Fri May 28, 2004 9:37 pm

Zeta wrote:As for sex between the two, I would imagine big wraps his kitten maker in a brightly colored condom and wiggles it around till Froggy mistakes it for a worm. Then Big reels him in.

...I think you just broke my slash. Now I can only ever read het and femme for the rest of my life. GODDAMNIT.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Fri May 28, 2004 9:41 pm

Ngangbius wrote:I should also mention the reason the person drew that awful Big/Froggy pic was because of the line in Big's theme song that goes:

Hey big guy!
Hey little guy!
Could you tell me who came first?

This thread is funny and very wrong at the same time.

Technically, the line is "Can you tell me who came by?"

Although, if it was "came first?" I would have to question the minds of Sonic Team (not that I don't already).

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri May 28, 2004 9:42 pm

To be completely fair, Froggy could be a girl. I don't think Big would be bright enough to tell the difference between frogs of different genders.

Like my old pet turtle. I had no idea if it was male or female, but I called it "Gilbert" just because I felt like it.

Post by **Delphine** » Fri May 28, 2004 9:46 pm

Zeta wrote:To be completely fair, Froggy could be a girl.

Well, in that case, you broke my het... which was already broken as it is, so no harm done. I'll just pretend Froggy's a girl. Tumtetumtum.

Post by **G.Silver** » Sat May 29, 2004 2:19 am

I think Big and Frog might be spiritually gay, but that's as far as it goes. If either of them actually came out of the closet it would ruin their friendship, and they'd both commit suicide.

I don't think it's wise to take the lyrics of any of the character-theme songs as having any actual relevance to the characters.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat May 29, 2004 7:01 am

How exactly does a frog with no opposable thumbs comit suicide?

Post by **Popcorn** » Sat May 29, 2004 9:12 am

Pathwarden · Post by **Pathwarden** » Sat May 29, 2004 10:43 am

I can't see that picture, but the properties say it's the second page of the Sonic doujin at Sonic Cult.

I've seen that one. Blargh. Tails, what have they done to you!? -_-

Post by **Delphine** » Sat May 29, 2004 1:17 pm

Zeta wrote:How exactly does a frog with no opposable thumbs comit suicide?

Jump off a cliff. Swallow cyanide. Cross a highway.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat May 29, 2004 2:08 pm

Cross a highway

There SO needs to be a frogger-style minigame in the next Sonic game featuring Froggy and all the Sonic characters in their Sonic Drift cars.

Pikawil · Post by **Pikawil** » Sat May 29, 2004 3:43 pm

If anyone were to look at Tails and Cream together, they'd be pedophile.

However, nothing would be more terrible than looking at Sonic and Knuckles fighting for... (BEWARE)

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Sat May 29, 2004 8:41 pm

...Fighting for Multi characters?

Post by **Delphine** » Sat May 29, 2004 8:46 pm

Yeah, I'm not sure either.

Pikawil · Post by **Pikawil** » Sat May 29, 2004 8:49 pm

Yes. Then X and Zero would come in and:

Sonic: What do you want? Are you some of Eggman's robots?
X: No. You're fighting for Mavericks?* Are you on Sigma's side?
Knuckles: WTF?

Then...

Gerald's message: DIE!! SONIC! KNUXXX!!! XXXX!!! JUSDIE!!! ZELLLLOOO!!!! *kills everyone*

*For those of you who doesn't get it: Multi (girl on the left) is a robot that's far more advanced that X (at least in her time zone). Add the Sigma Virus in and you get the point.*

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sat May 29, 2004 8:51 pm

Scary

Freaky

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