Evacuation Thread ("Killer" Katrina)

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:54 pm

Nader in '04? Maybe?

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:00 pm

Dammit! The reason Bush became president in the first place is because everyone in the left is voting in 20 directions at once.

All the conservative, uptight, rich, war-mongering Christians ALL vote for the Republican candidate.

But the liberals are so disorganized and disagree on so many things that they can't all stand behind a single leader. Thus, even though all of the liberal minorities all add up to an entity much larger than the "small majority" of rich white heterosexual males, they end up screwing themselves over because they can only think of their specific causes instead of the larger picture.

I swear, I almost wish we'd go back to a monarchy. Or have an impartial computer or alien run things. At this point, I think Victor Von Doom would do a better job of running the country than the way it's being handled now.

Of course, worst case scenario - all the liberals move to Canada.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:02 pm

You mean best case.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:04 pm

I'm voting Nader.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:05 pm

I want Gore to return as President. The man guest-starred on Futurama TWICE.

A man like that, I'd follow to the ends of the Earth!

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:05 pm

Don't forget how he invented the internet.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:08 pm

Considering what's on the internet, that's not something he should brag about even if it was true.

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:51 pm

Badnarik. Or Mickey Mouse.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:54 pm

I second Mickey Mouse. We can say he got a purple heart after losing the pinkies on both hands.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:01 pm

Actually, come to think of it, democracy would problably work a hell of a lot better if we had a selection of candidates, and voted the ones we didn't like OFF - instead of voting for the ones we want.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:46 am

[quote="Baba O'Reily"]Help, the Brazillian magic is working on me![/quote]
Resistance is futile.

You know, I think I'm kinda wrong on nosing in your bussiness this way. But those are stuff I tought you would like to know.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:15 pm

Zeta wrote:Actually, come to think of it, democracy would problably work a hell of a lot better if we had a selection of candidates, and voted the ones we didn't like OFF - instead of voting for the ones we want.

If we used that approach this year, we'd probably be hip deep in anarchy by the end of the year!

Of course, we'd still be getting the same amount of leadership as we have now or are going to have in the forseeable future.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:32 pm

So I guess you guys aren't going to vote for me?

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:35 pm

Holy shit. Guys. We should all write in Green Gibbon! Seriously. It'll be a MOVEMENT.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:39 pm

Only if you insist on making the following changes:

-The flag is changed from boring stars and stripes to nekkid boobies. I don't think this will be any sort of problem.

-Nobody likes the name "Florida". It's boring and it doesn't make any sense. I would change the name of the state to "Penisopolis"; at least then it would fit.

-Everyone gets a free car. If Oprah can do it, so then should the president.

That should about do it, I think.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:40 pm

I like your position on agricuture, GG!, but are you going to send missionaries down here or what?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:42 pm

This is begging for an ill-advised missionary position joke.

Luckily, I have self control.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 7:02 pm

GG! perfers doggies.

SCORE! Tripple entendre.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:00 pm

Zeta wrote:GG! perfers doggies.

SCORE! Tripple entendre.

*Bows to Zeta's superior dirty mind*

Chaos Control · Post by **Chaos Control** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:11 pm

I should probably go down there to visit Spazz and Green Gibbon!

That would be awesome!

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:50 pm

Okay, maybe he needn't be our third Official Douche. Perhaps he could be the first Official Groupie Douche?

Because, seriously, this is embarassing.

Chaos Control · Post by **Chaos Control** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:17 pm

Amazing Grant wrote:Okay, maybe he needn't be our third Official Douche. Perhaps he could be the first Official Groupie Douche?

Because, seriously, this is embarassing.

Who, me or Zeta?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:29 pm

Well, I actually have respect for Zeta. And you're just pathetic.

So that kind of narrows it down, huh?

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:49 pm

That Ivan's one slippery summabitch, idn't he?

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:23 pm

Okay, so I just thought I'd let ya'll know I'm heading out again tomorrow because of Dennis, in case you're interested :<

So, I'll be going to my aunt's house for the next few days or until it's safe to come back. While I'm up there, I'll try to stay in touch and maybe give updates and such.