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I just want us all to remember that one time the board was invaded by a frisky spambot who wouldn't take no for an answer:
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Because it was today, holy hell, will you look at that. I loved this one in particular because it was clearly just a bot that amalgamates particular words into sentence-like structures that are likely to get past spam filters instead of anything that resembles a coherent thought:
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Technology everybody!

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Who are the 10+ guests on the active user list? Are they robots, monitoring our behaviour before they kill us and take over our accounts one by one? Is jetemkraie their prototype?

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What the hell... what's with this BS?
Technology everybody!
No kidding.

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Haha, I almost forgot about how spambots like to try and invade message boards every how and again.

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This is getting to be a problem, I've deleted a few of these over the past couple of days and I assume I'm not the only one. How do you change the verification question? I think we need something a bit more complex than simple arithmetic.

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Yeah, the mod log is getting a bit crowded. We at least need to chance the verification, but I don't have access to it.

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Do these boards have one of those CAPTCHA options? (you know, typing in the series of garbled letters in a static-y picture)

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CAPTCHAs are pretty much worthless, especially phpBB's which were compromised years ago. I change the arithmetic problem every once in a while whenever it seems like the bots figure it out. I guess GG! also figured out how to change the CAPTCHA into something slightly more useful, so hopefully the combination of that and the math problem will be effective for a while.

I deactivated and deleted all the spam accounts.

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I know this isn't technically spambot-specific, but it is a technical query: is anyone else suddenly getting odd redirects to suspicious websites when trying to browse this place? I'm hoping it's not just me...

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Yeah, that happened to me, too. Sadly I have no idea what to do about it.

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Oh boy raunchygyfs woo hoo

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Err. I haven't seen that at all. Can you screenshot something or provide an example?

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I had the same experience a couple days ago. At the time, I assumed something had infected my machine. I'll try and screenshot/capture the URL if it happens again.

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http://i43.tinypic.com/35n21sk.jpg <-- That's what I got upon lingering on the front page of the forum for about...five seconds. (obvious nsfw warning goes here)

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Yami CJMErl wrote:http://i43.tinypic.com/35n21sk.jpg <-- That's what I got upon lingering on the front page of the forum for about...five seconds. (obvious nsfw warning goes here)
Wow. They masquerade sites to look like YouTube now? That's awesome.

I guess that's what you get for still using the shipwreck known as Internet Explorer.

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Personally, I only accept the finest internet browsing experience offered by the Safari web browser on the superior Apple Macintosh Operating System X Version 10.7.3 "Lion".

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I used to do that too until I found a cookie monster skin for Firefox. Now my computer stares back at me!

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Isn't that distracting when you're trying to view porn art films?

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Just out of curiosity (and not because I wanted to see Emma Watson's secret home video) I fired up IE and I also got redirected. Under Firefox nothing happens. Also, instead of seeing any celebrity porn art films, my browser just locked up instead.

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Thanks for the info. I will probably do a clean install to the newest version of phpBB when I have time.

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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

to enjoy the new, clean, (hopefully) exploit-free phpbb upgrade.

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Hey, our avatars are still on the same side of the screen. I'd say this is an improvement.

So... anything else of note, aside from less obtuse ads?

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Gibbon does a dance, but you... don't want to see it. Ever. Trust me.

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