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oh hi!

I am M.C.Dillinger's cat. Sadly, Dillinger died fighting hurricane Irene so it's up to me to avenge his death. Unfortunately I have no money so I am selling his possessions to raise funds. :3 He haz an awful lot to sell to people. He has so much stuff he would take too long to list it all. :/ So it's going to list some of the things I am selling.

One PlayStation 3 Madcatz TE some parts have duct tape on it though.

One PlayStation 3

20 PlayStation three games (ask me for specific games)

29 Nintendo DS games (I already sold his copy of Devil survivor)

A Nintendo DS light and dsi

A PSP 3000

A box set of Batman the animated series (although Dillinger is supposed to be buried with it)

Ask me about any other items I'm selling or how much you're willing to pay for them. :3

Lifetime supply of catnip and Fancy Feast if you will give me all of those things for free.

ok :3
But I don't know where to ship this stuff to or how. :(

I guess there's some more stuff I can self funds.

Dillinger has a very powerful gaming PC. But I am a cat so I can't play PC games.

Dillinger's steam account

Lucky Star DVD box set

Evangelion DVD box set

A flask that says "welcome to Las Vegas."

an external hard drive, I don't know what's on it.

Dillinger's iPod touch.

I guess I could sell Dillinger's Battle.net account. He hasn't used it in a year he played World of Warcraft a lot she might have something valuable game.

Dillinger has quite a few games for PlayStation 2 and GameCube as well. :3

How much for the duct tape. Just the duct tape. I love duct tape. SELL IT TO ME NOW

I don't know how much things cost, I'm just a cat!

I'll give you seventeen dollars for the duct tape. How much duct tape is there? I NEED IT

Okay I guess that's a lot of money. But I do know how to exchange money over the Internets. :(

Here:

Just 'cause I like ya, I'll let you print it out as many times as you want.

I thought I had to sell things to get money? :/

I miss Dillinger. Now that he's dead to sleep on top of and scratching up furniture and carpet isn't fun anymore. :(

If his gut has swollen up, I'd suggest not sleeping on him.

There are other ways to make money through the internet. Did Dillinger have a webcam? A nice cat like you could probably make a lot of money on the right website.

Maybe you could make movie reviews*giggle-snort* and post them on Blip.

I thought you were supposed to wait a month!

He did? Maybe he wasn't listening when he told me?

G.Silver wrote:There are other ways to make money through the internet. Did Dillinger have a webcam? A nice cat like you could probably make a lot of money on the right website.

Oh, i never thought of that! Dillinger did tell me that people love to watch videos of tax on the Internet.

Malchik wrote:If his gut has swollen up, I'd suggest not sleeping on him.

Actually I can't find his body. His 3DS is also missing so I can sell that. It was so lonely last night. Normally I climb up his bed, scratching as much as I can, and sleep on the biggest part of his bed I can.

What the hell is this?! I told my cat to wait a month after positive confirmation of my death to start selling things.
Also, shame on all of you for buying my stuff when I told you not to!

So yeah fighting a hurricane was a really bad idea. As far as I can tell it didn't do any damage to it and it blew me all the way to Jamaica. With enough panhandling I was able to scrape the money together for a train ticket. I'll set enough left over to get double survivor overclock for my 3DS which I had with me for some unknown reason. Surprising how much money may just asking for it.

So I come back home I log onto the GHZ forms and find that my cat trying to plot off all my stuff! Seriously what is wrong with you people? I told you to wait for positive confirmation of my death we start buying my stuff anyway! Maybe I should remind you that this cat selling things to you.

Why does this betrayal come as a surprise to you? Obviously your cat wants you dead!

I don't know what's going on, but it seems awesome.