Um, hold on a second I-- WAIT DONT OPEN THE DOOR

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Um, hold on a second I-- WAIT DONT OPEN THE DOOR

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So...

Anyone ever catch you wanking it?

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I walk into doors whilst wanking.

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Yes.

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No, because I've figured out how the lock on my door functions.

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If you're not chasing your roommates around the house with your primed dick in your hand, ready to ejaculate at their screaming faces as soon as they take a wrong turn or slip and fall, you're doing it wrong.

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I have had what SEGAHolic describes happen.

Being poked in the neck on surprise with a penis or having someone rush into the room to ejaculate on the floor is very life changing.

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So this is like the polar opposite of this thread, right?

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What was the image of? I remember the thread but have completely forgotten!

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cjmcray wrote:Anyone ever catch you wanking it?
Is there something you want to tell us?

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Kogen wrote:What was the image of? I remember the thread but have completely forgotten!
KNOCK KNOCK IT'S KNUCKLES

Photobucket's not working for me at present however. Oh well!

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You could try imgur, if you really want to lay upon us an image of Knuckles walking in on Rouge taking a dump.

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Kogen wrote:I have had what SEGAHolic describes happen.

Being poked in the neck on surprise with a penis or having someone rush into the room to ejaculate on the floor is very life changing.
You and Holic have some incredibly creepy friends.

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..But I guess that's pretty obvious.

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Actually he and Holic are the same person. This is in spite of Holic apparently having better taste in music.

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Two midgets in a suit, actually.

Think simple.

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No, because I always jam my door at the appropriate moment: Locks Be Damned!

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