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Re: A joke
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:02 pm
by Segaholic2
Delphine wrote:I tried to figure out how the hell you pronounce forty to make it sound like farty and came to the conclusion that Southerners are nuts.
That or it went completely over my head.
Irish accent.
Re: A joke
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:51 pm
by Green Gibbon!
Well, how are you supposed to pronounce 40?
Re: A joke
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:46 am
by Locit
Like, you know, four. Rhymes with boar/whore/lore. But with a 'tee' on the end.
Re: A joke
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:08 am
by Green Gibbon!
That's retarded.
Re: A joke
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:21 am
by Delphine
That's English.
Re: A joke
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:13 am
by Neo
Delphine wrote:That's English.
Somehow I don't think this conflicts with his earlier reasoning.
Re: A joke
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:07 am
by Popcorn
No, I'm English. And so is that English-speaking cat.
Re: A joke
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 4:44 am
by Green Gibbon!
I thought you were British.
Re: A joke
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 10:30 am
by Delphine
oh no you di'int
Re: A joke
Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 11:12 pm
by Dr. BUGMAN
Whale oil beef hooked.
Re: A joke
Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 6:04 am
by Popcorn
I124Q
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:24 pm
by Isuka
What's the politest animal in all of Japan?
The alligator.
Re: A joke
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:55 am
by Protodude
What do you call the space between sled dogs?
Mushroom
Why are bathroom floors good for fighting headaches?
Because there's Tile-on-all.
If a turtle grows their home on their backs, does that make them Shingle-Shelled organisms?
I wanted to own some of the territory in southern Canada but I got Nunavut.
Chimney sweeps are some of the only people who go to work and THEN put on their soot.
Re: A joke
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:39 am
by Protodude
Why couldn't the doctor help the crow that had a sore throat?
It was a lost caws
And lastly my favorite book, "I poisoned the water supply with mercury" -by Hg wells
Re: A joke
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:10 pm
by Dr. BUGMAN
Why do narwhals live so far north? For the halibut!
Re: A joke
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 1:42 pm
by Wombatwarlord777
I ingested a lot of food coloring last week.
Now I feel like I'm dyeing on the inside.
Re: A joke
Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 5:41 pm
by Dr. BUGMAN
How did the amateur dolphin win the international roshambo championship?
He won by a fluke