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Re: A joke

Postby Segaholic2 » Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:02 pm

Delphine wrote:I tried to figure out how the hell you pronounce forty to make it sound like farty and came to the conclusion that Southerners are nuts.

That or it went completely over my head.

Irish accent.
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Re: A joke

Postby Green Gibbon! » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:51 pm

Well, how are you supposed to pronounce 40?
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Re: A joke

Postby Locit » Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:46 am

Like, you know, four. Rhymes with boar/whore/lore. But with a 'tee' on the end.
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Re: A joke

Postby Green Gibbon! » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:08 am

That's retarded.
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Re: A joke

Postby Delphine » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:21 am

That's English.
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Re: A joke

Postby Neo » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:13 am

Delphine wrote:That's English.

Somehow I don't think this conflicts with his earlier reasoning.
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Re: A joke

Postby Popcorn » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:07 am

No, I'm English. And so is that English-speaking cat.
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Re: A joke

Postby Green Gibbon! » Tue May 01, 2012 4:44 am

I thought you were British.
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Re: A joke

Postby Delphine » Tue May 01, 2012 10:30 am

oh no you di'int
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Re: A joke

Postby Dr. BUGMAN » Wed May 02, 2012 11:12 pm

Whale oil beef hooked.
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Re: A joke

Postby Popcorn » Thu May 03, 2012 6:04 am

I124Q
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Postby Isuka » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:24 pm

What's the politest animal in all of Japan?



The alligator.
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Re: A joke

Postby Protodude » Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:55 am

What do you call the space between sled dogs?
Mushroom

Why are bathroom floors good for fighting headaches?
Because there's Tile-on-all.

If a turtle grows their home on their backs, does that make them Shingle-Shelled organisms?

I wanted to own some of the territory in southern Canada but I got Nunavut.

Chimney sweeps are some of the only people who go to work and THEN put on their soot.
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Re: A joke

Postby Protodude » Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:39 am

Why couldn't the doctor help the crow that had a sore throat?
It was a lost caws

And lastly my favorite book, "I poisoned the water supply with mercury" -by Hg wells
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Re: A joke

Postby Dr. BUGMAN » Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:10 pm

Why do narwhals live so far north? For the halibut!
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Re: A joke

Postby Wombatwarlord777 » Mon Dec 17, 2012 1:42 pm

I ingested a lot of food coloring last week.

Now I feel like I'm dyeing on the inside.
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