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A joke

Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:51 am
by Green Gibbon!
One of the Ninja Turtles committed seppuku.




It was a sewercide.

Re: A joke

Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:05 am
by Neo

Re: A joke

Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:19 am
by Green Gibbon!
It's a new joke!

Re: A joke

Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:13 am
by Segaholic2
All your jokes aren't jokes, they're horrifying puns.

Re: A joke

Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:30 pm
by Green Gibbon!
You guys are damaging my self esteem.

Re: A joke

Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:34 pm
by Delphine
What did one ghost say to the other?


Nothing, there's no such thing as ghosts.

Re: A joke

Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:39 pm
by Green Gibbon!
That joke was stupid. Are you retarded or something?

Re: A joke

Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:03 pm
by Delphine
It was as funny as yours!

Re: A joke

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:28 am
by j-man
So I entered ten puns into a pun contest recently!

I didn't win.

Re: A joke

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:38 pm
by Bekel
I couldn't afford cotton, so I decided to be a little more abrasive and steel wool.


I didn't make that up myself.

Re: A joke

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:07 am
by Xyton
Man, I got a whole email of bad puns recently. I think the winner was "Sometimes a man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy."

Re: A joke

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:27 pm
by Delphine
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Re: A joke

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:23 pm
by Yami CJMErl
Delphine wrote:Image
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Re: A joke

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:11 pm
by Crazy Penguin
Why do anarchists drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Re: A joke

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:32 pm
by Delphine
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Re: A joke

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:12 pm
by Malchik
I only jokes in this thread are it's posters.

A-HAHAHA!!!

Re: A joke

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:25 pm
by Dr. BUGMAN
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

Re: A joke

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:04 pm
by Delphine
Malchik wrote:I only jokes in this thread are it's posters.
Bad spelling and grammar are never funny.

Re: A joke

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:57 pm
by Dr. BUGMAN
Delphine wrote: Bad spelling and grammar are never funny.
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Re: A joke

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:22 pm
by Delphine
You think he's funny? :|

Re: A joke

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:26 pm
by Malchik
Yeah, that "compilations dicks" was funny... I don't think anyone can top that.

Re: A joke

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:35 pm
by K2J
I forgot we had signatures.

Re: A joke

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:37 am
by Ritz
I didn't.

Re: A joke

Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:57 pm
by gr4yJ4Y
Oh wow, you definitely didn't.

Is that supposed to be Dr. Cox?

Re: A joke

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:16 am
by cjmcray
Here's one I came up with recently:

Where does a bear go when he has a heart attack?

into KODIAK arrest!

AHAHAHA... ahahahaha... ahahaha...

...haaaaaaaaa.