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Delphine wrote:I tried to figure out how the hell you pronounce forty to make it sound like farty and came to the conclusion that Southerners are nuts.

That or it went completely over my head.
Irish accent.

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Well, how are you supposed to pronounce 40?

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Like, you know, four. Rhymes with boar/whore/lore. But with a 'tee' on the end.

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That's retarded.

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That's English.

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Delphine wrote:That's English.
Somehow I don't think this conflicts with his earlier reasoning.

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No, I'm English. And so is that English-speaking cat.

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I thought you were British.

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oh no you di'int

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Whale oil beef hooked.

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I124Q

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What's the politest animal in all of Japan?



The alligator.

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What do you call the space between sled dogs?
Mushroom

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Because there's Tile-on-all.

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I wanted to own some of the territory in southern Canada but I got Nunavut.

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Why couldn't the doctor help the crow that had a sore throat?
It was a lost caws

And lastly my favorite book, "I poisoned the water supply with mercury" -by Hg wells

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Why do narwhals live so far north? For the halibut!

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I ingested a lot of food coloring last week.

Now I feel like I'm dyeing on the inside.

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How did the amateur dolphin win the international roshambo championship?

He won by a fluke

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