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One of the Ninja Turtles committed seppuku.




It was a sewercide.

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Re: A joke

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It's a new joke!

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All your jokes aren't jokes, they're horrifying puns.

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You guys are damaging my self esteem.

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What did one ghost say to the other?


Nothing, there's no such thing as ghosts.

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Re: A joke

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That joke was stupid. Are you retarded or something?

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Re: A joke

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It was as funny as yours!

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Re: A joke

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So I entered ten puns into a pun contest recently!

I didn't win.

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I couldn't afford cotton, so I decided to be a little more abrasive and steel wool.


I didn't make that up myself.

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Man, I got a whole email of bad puns recently. I think the winner was "Sometimes a man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy."

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Re: A joke

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Delphine wrote:Image
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Why do anarchists drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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I only jokes in this thread are it's posters.

A-HAHAHA!!!

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Re: A joke

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I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

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Malchik wrote:I only jokes in this thread are it's posters.
Bad spelling and grammar are never funny.

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Delphine wrote: Bad spelling and grammar are never funny.
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Re: A joke

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You think he's funny? :|

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Yeah, that "compilations dicks" was funny... I don't think anyone can top that.

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I forgot we had signatures.

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I didn't.

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Re: A joke

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Oh wow, you definitely didn't.

Is that supposed to be Dr. Cox?

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Re: A joke

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Here's one I came up with recently:

Where does a bear go when he has a heart attack?

into KODIAK arrest!

AHAHAHA... ahahahaha... ahahaha...

...haaaaaaaaa.

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