Feces

[Green Gibbon!]

You know what's funny? Everytime you're going to say "shit", say "feces" instead. It sounds lame and it is if you force it, but if you just do it spontaneously, it's awesome.

"I'm in some deep feces." "Man, I gotta take a feces." "The feces has hit the fan." "Holy feces!" "Man, I got feceshammered last night."


Let's start doing this. If we do it right, everyone'll laugh so hard they'll feces their pants.

[Kogen]

I say shite. It is kind of like a kite, except it is poo.

[Wombatwarlord777]

I prefer the term "mounds" myself. It's interchangable with non-fecal definitions, so people only have a vague and awkward idea of what you're talking about.

Also, "stubborn dangler".

[friend2chaos]

You guys are bizarre. 0_o

[(No Imagination)]

Bullfeces.

[Wombatwarlord777]

You guys are bizarre. 0_o

OH FEC-

[Cuckooguy]

I usually say poopcakes

[Crowbar]

"Man, I got feceshammered last night."

"Fecesfaced" sounds much more elegant.

[friend2chaos]

"Man, I got feceshammered last night."

"Fecesfaced" sounds much more elegant.

My friend made a song about that, actually:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy0ukK_Y9zY

[Dr. BUGMAN]

I'm partial to 'plop'.

[Xyton]

So I saw the name of this thread and immediately thought of the "secret agent" sewer workers from the Who Is the Milkman level of Psychonauts. ¬_¬

[friend2chaos]

Milkman level of Psychonauts. ¬_¬

My milk is DELICIOUS.

[Green Gibbon!]

I once heard a friend of a friend describe a particularly foul breaching of wind as coming "straight off the turd." Naturally everyone got a kick out of it which led to the discussion of poop jokes and modern society and the general agreement that feculent humor can't have been a product of recent history, which prompted someone else to say, "Great heavens man, that one was straight off the feces!"

Which had me, for one, rolling on the floor.

[CM August]

You have friends?

I'm quite partial to the phrase "I don't give a flying feces" myself.

[Ritz]

Is this going to end with my member title getting changed? I can't cope with change.

[cjmcray]

Is this going to end with my member title getting changed? I can't cope with change.

You should be happy to even have a member title to begin with, you ungrateful sack of fecal matter

[Frieza2000]

Gibbon's last will and testament is going to include a request to have his body fed to some kind of animal so that, after a lifetime of dreaming, he can finally become poop.

[Wombatwarlord777]

Gee. I could have sworn it would involve boobies somehow, specifically the extraction of silicon from his dead body.

[Spazz]

forced meme

[gr4yJ4Y]

Feces jokes enabled