Feces
- Green Gibbon!
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Feces
You know what's funny? Everytime you're going to say "shit", say "feces" instead. It sounds lame and it is if you force it, but if you just do it spontaneously, it's awesome.
"I'm in some deep feces." "Man, I gotta take a feces." "The feces has hit the fan." "Holy feces!" "Man, I got feceshammered last night."
Let's start doing this. If we do it right, everyone'll laugh so hard they'll feces their pants.
"I'm in some deep feces." "Man, I gotta take a feces." "The feces has hit the fan." "Holy feces!" "Man, I got feceshammered last night."
Let's start doing this. If we do it right, everyone'll laugh so hard they'll feces their pants.
Re: Feces
I say shite. It is kind of like a kite, except it is poo.
- Wombatwarlord777
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Re: Feces
I prefer the term "mounds" myself. It's interchangable with non-fecal definitions, so people only have a vague and awkward idea of what you're talking about.
Also, "stubborn dangler".
Also, "stubborn dangler".
- friend2chaos
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Re: Feces
You guys are bizarre. 0_o
- Wombatwarlord777
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OH FEC-friend2chaos wrote:You guys are bizarre. 0_o
- friend2chaos
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My friend made a song about that, actually:Crowbar wrote:"Fecesfaced" sounds much more elegant.Green Gibbon! wrote: "Man, I got feceshammered last night."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy0ukK_Y9zY
Re: Feces
So I saw the name of this thread and immediately thought of the "secret agent" sewer workers from the Who Is the Milkman level of Psychonauts. ¬_¬
- friend2chaos
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My milk is DELICIOUS.Xyton wrote:Milkman level of Psychonauts. ¬_¬
- Green Gibbon!
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Re: Feces
I once heard a friend of a friend describe a particularly foul breaching of wind as coming "straight off the turd." Naturally everyone got a kick out of it which led to the discussion of poop jokes and modern society and the general agreement that feculent humor can't have been a product of recent history, which prompted someone else to say, "Great heavens man, that one was straight off the feces!"
Which had me, for one, rolling on the floor.
Which had me, for one, rolling on the floor.
Re: Feces
You have friends?
I'm quite partial to the phrase "I don't give a flying feces" myself.
I'm quite partial to the phrase "I don't give a flying feces" myself.
Re: Feces
Is this going to end with my member title getting changed? I can't cope with change.
- Frieza2000
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Re: Feces
Gibbon's last will and testament is going to include a request to have his body fed to some kind of animal so that, after a lifetime of dreaming, he can finally become poop.
- Wombatwarlord777
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Re: Feces
Gee. I could have sworn it would involve boobies somehow, specifically the extraction of silicon from his dead body.
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forced meme