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Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:08 pm
by Team Mecha

Re: Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:39 am
by Arcade
What game is that from?

Re: Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:10 pm
by Crowbar
Oh wow. I think Arcade has actually hit a completely new and unexpected low with that last post.

Re: Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:21 pm
by Bo
I was intrigued and tried this myself, but couldn't kill Eggman with Tails. Hoax?

Re: Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:25 pm
by Dr. BUGMAN
The annotations said it takes something like 256 hits to put him down.

This post is assuming you're not bat-shit crazy enough to go that far.

Re: Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:27 pm
by Wombatwarlord777
256 hits to defeat, eh? Why doesn't Eggman use that grade of armor for all his machines?

Re: Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:35 pm
by Bo
I did at least that many, no dice.

Re: Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 5:16 pm
by Wooduck51
It is because birds are just awesome, Chozo, eagles, hummingbirds, phoenix, etc.

Re: Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:49 pm
by Dasher
You know, When I was young I always eagerly wanted to defeat Eggman when he showed up like that hahah, good times.

Re: Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:42 pm
by Wombatwarlord777
Dasher wrote:You know, When I was young I always eagerly wanted to defeat Eggman when he showed up like that hahah, good times.
Actually, I remember one time I managed to land eight hits on the Marble Garden Zone boss before it flew into the air. The game then froze up.

Re: Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:35 pm
by K2J
Crowbar wrote:Oh wow. I think Arcade has actually hit a completely new and unexpected low with that last post.
Wait... you're not taking him seriously, are you?

Re: Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:32 pm
by Frieza2000

Re: Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:37 pm
by K2J
...he molested Amy when he was a blond-haired child?

Re: Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:52 am
by Dr. Watson
The true greatest mystery regarding Eggman is the identity of the female that will someday fall for his moustached, balloon-shaped charm and start a family with him. I mean, the existence of Eggman Nega undeniably proves that Eggman will eventually find love. Or at the very least have sex once in his life.

Re: Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:32 am
by Dasher
Maybe he already did, Eggman's a playa!

He is a womanizer after all.

Re: Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:51 pm
by K2J
Perhaps he cloned himself?

No, that's not interesting enough.

Re: Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:48 pm
by Wombatwarlord777
Dr. Watson wrote:The true greatest mystery regarding Eggman is the identity of the female that will someday fall for his moustached, balloon-shaped charm and start a family with him. I mean, the existence of Eggman Nega undeniably proves that Eggman will eventually find love. Or at the very least have sex once in his life.
It's probably somebody with several highly-specific fetieshes.

Re: Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:39 pm
by Dasher
I bet his underwear have his face.