Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

[Team Mecha]

Apparently it was Flicky that powered his mobile the whole time.

[Arcade]

What game is that from?

[Crowbar]

Oh wow. I think Arcade has actually hit a completely new and unexpected low with that last post.

[Bo]

I was intrigued and tried this myself, but couldn't kill Eggman with Tails. Hoax?

[Dr. BUGMAN]

The annotations said it takes something like 256 hits to put him down.

This post is assuming you're not bat-shit crazy enough to go that far.

[Wombatwarlord777]

256 hits to defeat, eh? Why doesn't Eggman use that grade of armor for all his machines?

[Bo]

I did at least that many, no dice.

[Wooduck51]

It is because birds are just awesome, Chozo, eagles, hummingbirds, phoenix, etc.

[Dasher]

You know, When I was young I always eagerly wanted to defeat Eggman when he showed up like that hahah, good times.

[Wombatwarlord777]

You know, When I was young I always eagerly wanted to defeat Eggman when he showed up like that hahah, good times.

Actually, I remember one time I managed to land eight hits on the Marble Garden Zone boss before it flew into the air. The game then froze up.

[K2J]

Oh wow. I think Arcade has actually hit a completely new and unexpected low with that last post.

Wait... you're not taking him seriously, are you?

[Frieza2000]

Not as good as Eggman's best kept secret revealed.

[K2J]

...he molested Amy when he was a blond-haired child?

[Dr. Watson]

The true greatest mystery regarding Eggman is the identity of the female that will someday fall for his moustached, balloon-shaped charm and start a family with him. I mean, the existence of Eggman Nega undeniably proves that Eggman will eventually find love. Or at the very least have sex once in his life.

[Dasher]

Maybe he already did, Eggman's a playa!

He is a womanizer after all.

[K2J]

Perhaps he cloned himself?

No, that's not interesting enough.

[Wombatwarlord777]

The true greatest mystery regarding Eggman is the identity of the female that will someday fall for his moustached, balloon-shaped charm and start a family with him. I mean, the existence of Eggman Nega undeniably proves that Eggman will eventually find love. Or at the very least have sex once in his life.

It's probably somebody with several highly-specific fetieshes.

[Dasher]

I bet his underwear have his face.