Eggman's greatest mystery finally revealed

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What game is that from?

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Oh wow. I think Arcade has actually hit a completely new and unexpected low with that last post.

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I was intrigued and tried this myself, but couldn't kill Eggman with Tails. Hoax?

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The annotations said it takes something like 256 hits to put him down.

This post is assuming you're not bat-shit crazy enough to go that far.

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256 hits to defeat, eh? Why doesn't Eggman use that grade of armor for all his machines?

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I did at least that many, no dice.

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It is because birds are just awesome, Chozo, eagles, hummingbirds, phoenix, etc.

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You know, When I was young I always eagerly wanted to defeat Eggman when he showed up like that hahah, good times.

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Dasher wrote:You know, When I was young I always eagerly wanted to defeat Eggman when he showed up like that hahah, good times.
Actually, I remember one time I managed to land eight hits on the Marble Garden Zone boss before it flew into the air. The game then froze up.

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Crowbar wrote:Oh wow. I think Arcade has actually hit a completely new and unexpected low with that last post.
Wait... you're not taking him seriously, are you?

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...he molested Amy when he was a blond-haired child?

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The true greatest mystery regarding Eggman is the identity of the female that will someday fall for his moustached, balloon-shaped charm and start a family with him. I mean, the existence of Eggman Nega undeniably proves that Eggman will eventually find love. Or at the very least have sex once in his life.

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Maybe he already did, Eggman's a playa!

He is a womanizer after all.

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Perhaps he cloned himself?

No, that's not interesting enough.

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Dr. Watson wrote:The true greatest mystery regarding Eggman is the identity of the female that will someday fall for his moustached, balloon-shaped charm and start a family with him. I mean, the existence of Eggman Nega undeniably proves that Eggman will eventually find love. Or at the very least have sex once in his life.
It's probably somebody with several highly-specific fetieshes.

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I bet his underwear have his face.

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