105 years without getting laid

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105 years without getting laid

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Re: 105 years without getting laid

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Pffft. Amateur.

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Re: 105 years without getting laid

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I like the little poll after it. "Do you think giving up sex could help someone live longer?" I hope to see this question answered once and for all!!

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In retrospect, lack of sex might have something to do with longevity; about a year ago on The Colbert Report, he did a piece on the world's oldest man who credited his age with the fact that he hadn't had sex since he was 30.

Although, you have to wonder what the trade-off is; this woman never had a family, any kids, grandkids, great-grandkids, etc. No loved ones around your deathbed to say good-bye to, just a disgruntled caretaker who doesn't think she's "getting paid enough for this".

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Well, she can't die yet. Because she hasn't lived.

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Re: 105 years without getting laid

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What if she does end up drinking more than her share of wine and gets lucky?





...and then dies because of it?

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When the investigation happens, we're not going to be a part of it...

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