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Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 1:36 pm**

Boy I wish I had something to do besides sit here and wait for somebody to say something entertaining.

Somebody entertain me!

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 1:41 pm**

BLAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 1:42 pm**

I wear underwear on my head because it doesn't fit on my legs!

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 1:48 pm**

Okay, Segaholic gets a cookie.

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 2:04 pm**

hehe we love Delphine

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 2:08 pm**

I think I'm the only chick here, so I have to supply the cute somehow. I'm not all that good at being cute, tho.

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 2:10 pm**

Until I was a teenager, I was convinced that cows had four penises and that milk was cow-piss.

When I was a teenager, I began to suspect that milk was cow semen.

Finally, I figured out that boobies and udders are the same thing, just in different places. That was mind-warping.

Then I began to think about how human life would be different if women had to wear their boobies in their pants. Most women would need bigger pants.

I'm just glad my penis isn't on my chest.

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 2:12 pm**

Hmm...maybe you should start wearing somekind of Eggman plushie hat? That would give you more cute.

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 2:29 pm**

Everytime I'm trying to enjoy any dairy-based product, I invariably start thinking about cow udders and how milk is actually a pretty disgusting concept. It is a bodily fluid produced by cows. This train of thought will absolutely ruin a good bowl of Rice Krispies.

Also, I am the cute one here.

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 2:38 pm**

I guess so, Gibbon -- your maid outfit is pretty adorable.

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 3:12 pm**

Remember the whole bit with GG! waring the boxers on his head? It was in the Christmas GHZ story.

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 3:47 pm**

The hell with the story, I do that shit in real life.

I have a cool collection of boxers. I have some sparkly disco boxers, the Maximo cow boxers, rubber duckie boxers, green Christmas boxers with jingle bells, and of course the Sonic boxers.

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 3:50 pm**

Briefs are way better than boxers! You have more control, and thats very important.

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 4:07 pm**

Delphine wrote:I think I'm the only chick here, so I have to supply the cute somehow. I'm not all that good at being cute, tho.

No. You are not the only one. And since I'm not good at being cute anymore I'll just let my substitute do all the "talking":

In other news, even though I don't wear them I own a pair of MST3K boxers which are cooler than GG!'s boxers combined.

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 4:56 pm**

Hey, what's that Sonic's got in his mouth? Is it a box of pocky or cigars?

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 5:40 pm**

Pocky is delicious. It's the food God would eat if she wasn't dead.

And I'm cute enough for the entire group, Kekekekekekekeke ^_^ ~KAWAII

Sincerely,

Squirrelknight

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 5:43 pm**

Green Gibbon! wrote:Hey, what's that Sonic's got in his mouth? Is it a box of pocky or cigars?

Pocky. *shrugs* I just thought it would be cute if Sonic ate some. It's also an experiment with Open Canvas 3.

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 8:02 pm**

Man, all I've got's plain underwear. I mean, I've got different colors, but I don't have designs and shit all over them.

Oh well, I already wear men's shirts, I may as well start wearing men's underwear...

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 8:42 pm**

I wear briefs. Boxers are cool because of the designs you can put on them. But frankly, my equipment tends to wander, so I like to keep it fairly restrained. I don't want to turn my head away for a second, and then find out that my gentials snuck away and murdered a flight attendant.

It doesn't look much like Sonic is eating Pocky in that picture. It looks like Sonic is smoking. Which is wrong, because winners do do drugs. Therefore, despite my lack of artistic merit, I have decided to draw a picture that more clearly shows Sonic eating Pocky.

Men's Pocky

I do believe this removes any doubt some of you may have had as to if I posess a life.

The sad thing is, there's problably some twisted furry-loving vorephile who saved this picture and is jacking off to it even as we speak.

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 10:37 pm**

*jacks off vorephile-asciously*

Delphine wrote: Oh well, I already wear men's shirts, I may as well start wearing men's underwear...

well seeing as how my waifish childlike body forces me to drape myself in small female shirts anyways, why not just complete the package? hell i may as well start wearing girl's underwear. mmmm frilly

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 11:09 pm**

God, I have watched you people talk, bicker, and discuss boobies for so long now. It brings tears to my eyes to have finally been able to become a part of this . . . community. . . . you guys really are an entertaining bunch of people. now continue fighting please, my popcorns done.

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 11:11 pm**

Today membership is free!

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 11:13 pm**

But tomorrow we charge.

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 11:19 pm**

Don'tcha geddit? Did you surf around for porn much in the 98-99 era?

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2004 11:25 pm**

Psh, no. All of my porn comes from Japan. It's more <i>artistic</i>.

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