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Until I was a teenager, I was convinced that cows had four penises and that milk was cow-piss.
When I was a teenager, I began to suspect that milk was cow semen.
Finally, I figured out that boobies and udders are the same thing, just in different places. That was mind-warping.
Then I began to think about how human life would be different if women had to wear their boobies in their pants. Most women would need bigger pants.
I'm just glad my penis isn't on my chest.
When I was a teenager, I began to suspect that milk was cow semen.
Finally, I figured out that boobies and udders are the same thing, just in different places. That was mind-warping.
Then I began to think about how human life would be different if women had to wear their boobies in their pants. Most women would need bigger pants.
I'm just glad my penis isn't on my chest.
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No. You are not the only one. And since I'm not good at being cute anymore I'll just let my substitute do all the "talking":Delphine wrote:I think I'm the only chick here, so I have to supply the cute somehow. I'm not all that good at being cute, tho.
In other news, even though I don't wear them I own a pair of MST3K boxers which are cooler than GG!'s boxers combined.
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I wear briefs. Boxers are cool because of the designs you can put on them. But frankly, my equipment tends to wander, so I like to keep it fairly restrained. I don't want to turn my head away for a second, and then find out that my gentials snuck away and murdered a flight attendant.
It doesn't look much like Sonic is eating Pocky in that picture. It looks like Sonic is smoking. Which is wrong, because winners do do drugs. Therefore, despite my lack of artistic merit, I have decided to draw a picture that more clearly shows Sonic eating Pocky.
Men's Pocky
I do believe this removes any doubt some of you may have had as to if I posess a life.
The sad thing is, there's problably some twisted furry-loving vorephile who saved this picture and is jacking off to it even as we speak.
It doesn't look much like Sonic is eating Pocky in that picture. It looks like Sonic is smoking. Which is wrong, because winners do do drugs. Therefore, despite my lack of artistic merit, I have decided to draw a picture that more clearly shows Sonic eating Pocky.
Men's Pocky
I do believe this removes any doubt some of you may have had as to if I posess a life.
The sad thing is, there's problably some twisted furry-loving vorephile who saved this picture and is jacking off to it even as we speak.
*jacks off vorephile-asciously*
well seeing as how my waifish childlike body forces me to drape myself in small female shirts anyways, why not just complete the package? hell i may as well start wearing girl's underwear. mmmm frillyDelphine wrote: Oh well, I already wear men's shirts, I may as well start wearing men's underwear...
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