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Boy I wish I had something to do besides sit here and wait for somebody to say something entertaining.

Somebody entertain me!

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BLAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH

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I wear underwear on my head because it doesn't fit on my legs!

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Okay, Segaholic gets a cookie.

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hehe we love Delphine

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I think I'm the only chick here, so I have to supply the cute somehow. I'm not all that good at being cute, tho.

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Until I was a teenager, I was convinced that cows had four penises and that milk was cow-piss.

When I was a teenager, I began to suspect that milk was cow semen.

Finally, I figured out that boobies and udders are the same thing, just in different places. That was mind-warping.

Then I began to think about how human life would be different if women had to wear their boobies in their pants. Most women would need bigger pants.

I'm just glad my penis isn't on my chest.

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Post by One Classy Bloke »

Hmm...maybe you should start wearing somekind of Eggman plushie hat? That would give you more cute.

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Everytime I'm trying to enjoy any dairy-based product, I invariably start thinking about cow udders and how milk is actually a pretty disgusting concept. It is a bodily fluid produced by cows. This train of thought will absolutely ruin a good bowl of Rice Krispies.

Also, I am the cute one here.

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I guess so, Gibbon -- your maid outfit is pretty adorable.

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Post by Bo »

Remember the whole bit with GG! waring the boxers on his head? It was in the Christmas GHZ story.

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Post by Green Gibbon! »

The hell with the story, I do that shit in real life.

I have a cool collection of boxers. I have some sparkly disco boxers, the Maximo cow boxers, rubber duckie boxers, green Christmas boxers with jingle bells, and of course the Sonic boxers.

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Briefs are way better than boxers! You have more control, and thats very important.

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Delphine wrote:I think I'm the only chick here, so I have to supply the cute somehow. I'm not all that good at being cute, tho.
No. You are not the only one. And since I'm not good at being cute anymore I'll just let my substitute do all the "talking":

Image

In other news, even though I don't wear them I own a pair of MST3K boxers which are cooler than GG!'s boxers combined.

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Hey, what's that Sonic's got in his mouth? Is it a box of pocky or cigars?

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Pocky is delicious. It's the food God would eat if she wasn't dead.

And I'm cute enough for the entire group, Kekekekekekekeke ^_^ ~KAWAII

Sincerely,


Squirrelknight

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Green Gibbon! wrote:Hey, what's that Sonic's got in his mouth? Is it a box of pocky or cigars?
Pocky. *shrugs* I just thought it would be cute if Sonic ate some. It's also an experiment with Open Canvas 3.

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Man, all I've got's plain underwear. I mean, I've got different colors, but I don't have designs and shit all over them.

Oh well, I already wear men's shirts, I may as well start wearing men's underwear...

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I wear briefs. Boxers are cool because of the designs you can put on them. But frankly, my equipment tends to wander, so I like to keep it fairly restrained. I don't want to turn my head away for a second, and then find out that my gentials snuck away and murdered a flight attendant.

It doesn't look much like Sonic is eating Pocky in that picture. It looks like Sonic is smoking. Which is wrong, because winners do do drugs. Therefore, despite my lack of artistic merit, I have decided to draw a picture that more clearly shows Sonic eating Pocky.

Men's Pocky

I do believe this removes any doubt some of you may have had as to if I posess a life.

The sad thing is, there's problably some twisted furry-loving vorephile who saved this picture and is jacking off to it even as we speak.

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*jacks off vorephile-asciously*
Delphine wrote: Oh well, I already wear men's shirts, I may as well start wearing men's underwear...
well seeing as how my waifish childlike body forces me to drape myself in small female shirts anyways, why not just complete the package? hell i may as well start wearing girl's underwear. mmmm frilly

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Post by Radrappy »

God, I have watched you people talk, bicker, and discuss boobies for so long now. It brings tears to my eyes to have finally been able to become a part of this . . . community. . . . you guys really are an entertaining bunch of people. now continue fighting please, my popcorns done.

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Today membership is free!

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But tomorrow we charge.

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Don'tcha geddit? Did you surf around for porn much in the 98-99 era?

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Psh, no. All of my porn comes from Japan. It's more <i>artistic</i>.

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