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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Hello! Nice forum. I'm gonna start posting here again 'cause I like you people. Happy belated birthday, by the way. Hey, look -

Happy birthday!

It's a bunch of stuff from ancient times. Hope somebody out there enjoys it!

Bye.
Martin

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Don't read it. It's upsetting. What the fuck was I thinking?

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Ni! Niiiiiiiiiii!

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Martin Braid! We were just talking about you yesterday.

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Dude! Glad somebody saved that shit. It's amusing as all get out.

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Martin Braid! We were just talking about you yesterday.
Yes, we had a pretty good time. :cool:

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Wow, I never thought I'd see Martin show up again.

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Post by Green Gibbon! »

You- you're a MOUSE?! I knew it!

Many people find it difficult to believe that I am indeed an early 80's anime character.

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Post by Delphine »

I more expected him to be a gerbil.

*looks around* Yep, no one gets it. Oh well.

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Post by Zeta »

Many people find it difficult to believe that I am indeed an early 80's anime character.
You can't be Ataru. You're too perveted to turn down an offer of sex from an alien princess in a tiger-striped bikini.

Even if said sex would result in you being friend like a Kentucky Chicken.

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If I thought that having sex with this alien babe would mean that I would never get to have sex with any other women EVER, then I might turn it down!

Then again, she'd fry me just for glancing wistfully at another woman, so I'd be screwed either way.

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But it'd be worth it, right? I mean, how many guys can say they've had sex with an alien princess?

Unless, of course, she had tentacles or something. Then you just run.

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Post by One Classy Bloke »

If we ever learn anything from the Little Mermaid, it's that you can't run away from tentacle princesses.

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Actually, if we learned anything from the Little Mermaid, it's that you shouldn't go after Mermaids 'cause they don't have vaginas. There's only so much oral can do for you while the smell of dead seafood fills your nostrils.

I'm not sure if mermen have mer-wangs, or if they just pop their juice out of a hole. Either way, I wouldn't want to screw one.

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Implying you want to screw human men?

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Yes.

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Post by Green Gibbon! »

Well nuts, now I can't make any more gay jokes.

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Post by Rlan »

Zeta wrote:Actually, if we learned anything from the Little Mermaid, it's that you shouldn't go after Mermaids 'cause they don't have vaginas. There's only so much oral can do for you while the smell of dead seafood fills your nostrils.

I'm not sure if mermen have mer-wangs, or if they just pop their juice out of a hole. Either way, I wouldn't want to screw one.
If you go by Futurama Fact, Merpeople make out, Mermaids lay eggs, they leave, and the Mermen release their 'fertiziler'.

Ahh Futurama..

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Post by Jaden »

I thought that was only for the mermaids with fish part on the bottom... I think the top ones do it by normal means... But does it matter if you get some space bee royal jelly...

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Green Gibbon! wrote:Well nuts, now I can't make any more gay jokes.
What the fuck am I, chop suey? You've been making gay jokes around me long after I told the board I was bi. Jeeze.

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What the fuck am I, chop suey?
I'd say teriyaki chicken. With too much soy sauce like at those cheap mall Chinese places.

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It's a good thing I like you, Gibbon.

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meep

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On your knees, now. And don't look at me.

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Post by Locit »

Delphine wrote:
Green Gibbon! wrote:Well nuts, now I can't make any more gay jokes.
What the fuck am I, chop suey? You've been making gay jokes around me long after I told the board I was bi. Jeeze.
Exactly! You're just straddling the fence. Zeta's jumped over it.

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