War is for queers.

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War is for queers.

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I remember that news post. There's a possibility it was posted here before at some point.

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Oh, my bad.

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Now all I need to do is collect thousands of those, and set them off in every city around the world!



Mwahahahaahaha.

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This is the perfect basis for a slash fiction or a new yaoi text-based adventure game!

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It sounds like Full Metal Panic! meets SaiKano meets Mirage of Blaze. Fun.

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Zeta wrote:Now all I need to do is collect thousands of those, and set them off in every city around the world!

Mwahahahaahaha.
But what if it has the opposite effect on people who are already homosexual, and inspires instead rampant heterosexual behavior among them?

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Scientists also reportedly considered a "sting me/attack me" chemical weapon to attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats towards enemy troops.

A substance to make the skin unbearably sensitive to sunlight was also pondered.
Another idea was to develop a chemical causing "severe and lasting halitosis", so that enemy forces would be obvious even when they tried to blend in with civilians.
In a variation on that idea, researchers pondered a "Who? Me?" bomb, which would simulate flatulence in enemy ranks.
and the ultimate....
However, researchers concluded that the premise for such a device was fatally flawed because "people in many areas of the world do not find faecal odour offensive, since they smell it on a regular basis".
:lol: Is this for real....jeez....

It's like they have The Joker from Batman working for the military.

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The best part is it doesn't turn them gay, it just makes them so momentarily desperate that they'd nail their comrades. Like a 30-year prison sentence condensed to a half hour.

Most sinister of all, the "Holy shit, what/who did I just do?" factor when it wears off. At least alcohol clouds the memory, there would be mental snapshots engraved in their brains until the day they died.

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DackAttac wrote:The best part is it doesn't turn them gay, it just makes them so momentarily desperate that they'd nail their comrades. Like a 30-year prison sentence condensed to a half hour.
So it's not a gay bomb, it's a gay rape bomb?

IF THIS FALLS INTO THE WRONG HANDS...

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< Wrong hands.

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I'd say "we're all fucked," but that might just make things worse.

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< Right hands. Don't worry guys, I'd <i>never</i> do what Zeta is implying.

I drop it on a bunch of women.

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That means that I and most other straight guys count as the right hands as well.

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Regardless of how you intend to use this, there WILL be collateral damage. In which case, everyone's fucked.

In the good way.

And then in the bad way.

And then in the good way again.

And then, the animals join in. Then we're really fucked.

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BEASTIALITY BOMBERS!

...wow, that sounds like some film name gone horribly wrong.

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Black Rook wrote:
DackAttac wrote:The best part is it doesn't turn them gay, it just makes them so momentarily desperate that they'd nail their comrades. Like a 30-year prison sentence condensed to a half hour.
So it's not a gay bomb, it's a gay rape bomb?
Think of it as a massive roofie.

Unless you're Zeta. In which case, definitely don't think of it as a massive roofie.

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I don't get it. If it's just an aphrodisiac, wouldn't a straight guy be more inclined to furiously masturbate than to bone another guy?

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Frieza2000 wrote:I don't get it. If it's just an aphrodisiac, wouldn't a straight guy be more inclined to furiously masturbate than to bone another guy?
There's probably a reason it never passed the concept stage.


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