The Shittiest Topic Ever!

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 12:22 pm

Okay, go ahead. Take any sort of medium you can think of, and then tell me what you think is the shittiest thing that said medium has produced. I wanna hear your shitty things.

I think the shittiest song of all time is "Achy Breaky Heart", with LFO's "Summer Girls" being a close second.

The shittiest movie ever is undoubtedly "Going Overboard". I think it was Adam Sandler's first movie, made sometime around 1989. Simply put, this flick is an endurance test.

The shittiest movie trilogy that I've seen is probably the Matrix movies. So much potential there, and man, what a disappointment.

The shittiest current fashion trend is girls' belly shirts. Girls that have flat tummies or are pretty slim look good in them. Unfortunately, a lot of gals who may have a bigger belly or more weight put these on and make an ass of themselves. Trust me, this is going to be the thing that people look back at in old photo albums and go "What the hell was I thinking wearing that?"

The shittiest and most damaging corporation in our country is Clear Channel.

The shittiest pro sport is Major League Baseball.

The shittiest director that is still working is Joel Schumacher.

The shittiest movie that I haven't seen yet is probably Catwoman.

The shittiest video game I've played and owned (for a short time) was Superman 64.

Post by **Popcorn** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:15 pm

The shittiest song ever is actually the Whistle Song. Trust me on this. Download it just to check.

Post by **Pepperidge** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:57 pm

What about "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy?

bcdcdude · Post by **bcdcdude** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:14 pm

Nemoy does music?!

Post by **Popcorn** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:22 pm

Nope!

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:23 pm

Pepperidge wrote:What about "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy?

That's too...purposely cheesy and funny to be shitty. When I think of something to be shitty I think of something that is too repulsive and have little to no redeeming qualities to enjoy it.

That said, I'm pretty sure that any of Tom Green movies would be shittier than any of Adam Sandler movies.

Trog13 · Post by **Trog13** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:32 pm

The shittiest movie I cant think of right now is Joe Dirt. I can't fucking stand that movie.

Shittiest game would have to be Ikari Warriors II: Victory Road for NES. So very, very shitty.

I didn't know Leonard Nemoy made a song. I might have to download it.

Post by **Pepperidge** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:43 pm

Trog13 wrote:The shittiest movie I cant think of right now is Joe Dirt. I can't fucking stand that movie.

Well, at least it had Christopher Walken.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:08 pm

Pepperidge wrote:What about "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy?

What are you talking about? That song rules! Fool.

The music video, on the other hand...

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:26 pm

Awesome possum is the shittiest game I've ever played. I would also have stated a shitty piece of art or literature, but sadly I'm not that kind of nerd. Oh well, so much for looking intelligent.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:37 pm

Anything that encourages recycling is usually the shittiest in said category, with, of course, the exception of captain planet.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:40 pm

Shittiest video game EVER = Pit Fighter

That game makes G Sonic look decent.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:21 pm

I would also have stated a shitty piece of art or literature

Shitty art: just about everything done after the turn of the century except the Surrealist and Photorealist movements.

Jaden · Post by **Jaden** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:25 pm

Shittiest literature - Anything by Ayn Rand, she is just a fucking bitch...

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:12 pm

Ngangbius wrote:That said, I'm pretty sure that any of Tom Green movies would be shittier than any of Adam Sandler movies.

Trust me. Pick up Going Overboard next time you're at Wal-Mart or something. Just try and get through 15 minutes of it.

The shittiest number is six.

The shittiest letter is "q".

The shittiest form of sex is anal (pun intended).

The shittiest celebrity is undoubtedly Paris Hilton.

The shittiest comic strip is the Family Circus.

The shittiest superhero is Aquaman.

The shittiest way to die is probably by fire or suffocation (not drowning).

The shittiest thing to masturbate to (and still involving women) is the View.

The shittiest year of my life was sixth grade.

The shittiest singer my girlfriend likes is John Mayer.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:39 pm

Pepperidge wrote:What about "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy?

The song and video ruled, fool. For those that haven't seen it:
<A HREF="http://homepage.mac.com/evanbaumgardner ... r6.html</A>

Pepperidge wrote:Well, at least it had Christopher Walken.

Yeah, and he saved Gigli as well.

I say it's time we banned Pep.

Post by **Pepperidge** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:25 pm

And how would you know that he was in Gigli, or however you pronounce it?

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:27 pm

He could have looked on IMDB.

Amazing Grant wrote:
Ngangbius wrote:That said, I'm pretty sure that any of Tom Green movies would be shittier than any of Adam Sandler movies.
Trust me. Pick up Going Overboard next time you're at Wal-Mart or something. Just try and get through 15 minutes of it.

It's worse than Freddy Got Fingered?

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:48 pm

Hehe, funny you should mention Going Overboard. My friend and I were at the grocery store the other day and I was looking through the 5 dollar DVD bin trying to find anything I had ever heard of. I saw Adam Sandler on the cover so we bought it thinking it may be funny. We watched it later that night, I think we got about a half hour into it. The plot made no sense and I didn't laugh once. I imagine it doesn't get better if it made it into your post.

Post by Bo » Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:18 am

Jaden, Ayn Rand kicks your ass.

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:39 am

Light Speed wrote: I saw Adam Sandler on the cover so we bought it thinking it may be funny.

That was your first mistake.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:12 am

Ngangbius wrote:It's worse than Freddy Got Fingered?

Much.

Light Speed wrote:Hehe, funny you should mention Going Overboard. My friend and I were at the grocery store the other day and I was looking through the 5 dollar DVD bin trying to find anything I had ever heard of. I saw Adam Sandler on the cover so we bought it thinking it may be funny. We watched it later that night, I think we got about a half hour into it. The plot made no sense and I didn't laugh once. I imagine it doesn't get better if it made it into your post.

Actually, it gets worse. Do you remember that scummy rock star guy in the first couple of minutes? Yeah, later on there's a 5 minute performance of a song called "Slap Your Cat". It's as horrible as it sounds.

Anyway, you have furthur proved my theory, which is that Going Overboard is impossible to watch all the way through on your first viewing.

I bought it for the same reason as you, Light Speed. I was glancing through the cheapies and I saw Sandler on the cover and figured "why not?" Watching it later on, I knew I was in for something truly awful when the first five minutes were an animated Adam Sandler making "funny" faces during the opening credits, accompanied with one of the worst fucking songs I've ever heard.

A few weeks later, I went back as a man on a mission. I was going to finish this movie, because I began to think that I had stumbled upon The Worst Movie of All Time. After a full viewing, I was convinced.

I showed it to some of my friends, and not a single one of them could sit through the entire thing on their first viewing, even after I told them as much.

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:28 am

Bo wrote:Jaden, Ayn Rand kicks your ass.

No, Ayn Rand just <i>thinks</i> she can kick Jaden's ass.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:03 pm

There's nothing wrong with the number 6.

Thank you.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:43 pm

Six is boring. Every other number has something cool about it. Not six. Six is the little bastard that all of the cooler numbers make fun of and trip in the hallways.

Your welcome.