Weird Things you believed as a child.
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-I used to believe that on rare occasions, my wardrobe would open into Bucky o'Hare's anniverse.
-I remember going through the whole puberty thing and it really fucking scared me, I never realy got the explanation until I was in my late-ish teens, and I thought that I was mentally ill before then.
-I used to run around collecting change from the floor and when I got £1 I would hum the Sonic 1-up jingle and declare I had an extra life.
-I remember going through the whole puberty thing and it really fucking scared me, I never realy got the explanation until I was in my late-ish teens, and I thought that I was mentally ill before then.
-I used to run around collecting change from the floor and when I got £1 I would hum the Sonic 1-up jingle and declare I had an extra life.
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I thought that babies were made by the parents laying next to each other and invisible particles jumping between their hips.
Due to my mom making some comments about obscene music I had the idea that EVERY "rock and roll" song was somehow wrong and would worry about getting caught watching, say, Muppet Babies.
By spreading my arms with my jacket as wings, I thought that if one found just the right angle, you could use it as a parachute or even glide.
I imagined the difference between sexes as what clothes they wore and acting out a stereotype.
Even though I knew better I was always a bit nervous that just maybe there was a giant wolflike monster hiding in dark rooms in the house or a shark in the deep end of the pool.
Due to my mom making some comments about obscene music I had the idea that EVERY "rock and roll" song was somehow wrong and would worry about getting caught watching, say, Muppet Babies.
By spreading my arms with my jacket as wings, I thought that if one found just the right angle, you could use it as a parachute or even glide.
I imagined the difference between sexes as what clothes they wore and acting out a stereotype.
Even though I knew better I was always a bit nervous that just maybe there was a giant wolflike monster hiding in dark rooms in the house or a shark in the deep end of the pool.
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I used to think "fart" was a swear word.
I also figured that "getting drunk" just meant you'd get sleepy and hiccup a lot (which isn't all that wrong, really). I thought there was only one kind of alcohol, beer, and that it would just taste a bit like orange juice.
My mum always used to tell me not to put too much salt on my dinner, otherwise I'd get "high blood pressure". I thought this meant that if I literally put one grain too many on my plate, I'd suddenly swell up, all turgid like a fucking giant boner, and my veins would all simultaneously explode. I was fucking frightened, man.
Speaking of boners, I can remember getting them from a fairly early age, and as such I had no clue why it happened, or for what purpose. I used to think you had to squeeze it to make it go away, and no, not like that.
I used to hate my brother leaving games on the title screen for ages, because I thought if you left it too long the game would get pissed off and refuse to let you play it, or blow up or something.
I used to think I could jump out of my window and use a blanket to safely parachute me down. Never tried, thank God.
I also figured that "getting drunk" just meant you'd get sleepy and hiccup a lot (which isn't all that wrong, really). I thought there was only one kind of alcohol, beer, and that it would just taste a bit like orange juice.
My mum always used to tell me not to put too much salt on my dinner, otherwise I'd get "high blood pressure". I thought this meant that if I literally put one grain too many on my plate, I'd suddenly swell up, all turgid like a fucking giant boner, and my veins would all simultaneously explode. I was fucking frightened, man.
Speaking of boners, I can remember getting them from a fairly early age, and as such I had no clue why it happened, or for what purpose. I used to think you had to squeeze it to make it go away, and no, not like that.
I used to hate my brother leaving games on the title screen for ages, because I thought if you left it too long the game would get pissed off and refuse to let you play it, or blow up or something.
I used to think I could jump out of my window and use a blanket to safely parachute me down. Never tried, thank God.
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We had weird names for lots of things in the Sonic universe. Since we didn't have the internet we just sorta made up names. The speed power up was quick shoes, springs were called bungies, the shields were called wongs cause of the sound they made when you got them. Not really weird things I believed as a kid, but yeah.
Rings, shields, sneakers, stars, lives. Nothing too weird. I used to call them all TVs, though, I didn't learn the term 'monitor' until I got my first computer in 1997.
I remember my family asking if Knuckles was a dog, and I'd bitterly respond he was an echidna. Minutes later they were calling him an 'echidina', an 'echadina' and a 'squirrel'.
I remember my family asking if Knuckles was a dog, and I'd bitterly respond he was an echidna. Minutes later they were calling him an 'echidina', an 'echadina' and a 'squirrel'.
I didn't have any Sonic games when I was little, but my family and I would make stuff up about the Mario games. The Mushroom was "Big", the Fire Flower was "Bullets", Koopa Troopas were "Ducks", Buzzy Beetles were "Helmets" and Bowser was "The Dragon".
If he couldn't figure out what something was supposed to be, my grandfather would call it 'This/that guy". When I first saw a Fuzzy. I called it an "eighty-eighty", since that's what it looked like it was saying when it moved it's mouth.
When my grandmother and I played DKC, we called the enemies by whatever species they were, and I erroneously thought the Kremlings were "alligators", and my grandmother called the Neckies "eagles".
If he couldn't figure out what something was supposed to be, my grandfather would call it 'This/that guy". When I first saw a Fuzzy. I called it an "eighty-eighty", since that's what it looked like it was saying when it moved it's mouth.
When my grandmother and I played DKC, we called the enemies by whatever species they were, and I erroneously thought the Kremlings were "alligators", and my grandmother called the Neckies "eagles".
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Well, before puberty, that's mostly accurate.Vector wrote:I imagined the difference between sexes as what clothes they wore and acting out a stereotype.
Our neighborhood was at the top of a hill, and my street was a dead end. I used to think that the entire world was like that -- a series of small hills with dead ends.
I thought a penis was a really tiny leg.
Due to my mother's uber-Christianity, I used to think that if you went high enough in the sky you would reach Heaven and that if you dug low enough you would reach Hell. I figured you could dig to China if you were real careful and went around Hell.
I imagined the big bang as god setting off a giant stick of dynamite.
Not just before puberty, but in general. Sure I had the idea that moustaches and pregnancy were gender-specific, but had no idea why. I'm not sure exactly when I realized otherwise, but I know I was conscious of it when some school counselor was talking about kids suddenly learning there's a difference and acting immature, and I consciously just clicked. "There's a difference? Oh yeah I guess so." And I couldn't remember when I figured it out, but was surprised that I wasn't surprised, even though I had no idea what the supposed difference was.
That's much closer to true than people tend to think.I also used to think that men and women just had different organs and otherwise acted the way they were because of the stereotypes.
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I believed this as well.Oompa Star wrote:- I believed that women peed from their butts.
During middle school (long after I'd learned that the above wasn't true), I did manage to convince a classmate that women pissed and pooped from the same hole. After a few "NUH UUUHH"s, he ended up thinking it was true.
I lost touch with him soon after that. I wonder if he still thinks that.
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I assumed if you didn't get out of the bathroom before the roaring noise a toilet makes after it flushes you'd be eaten by the monsters making those noises.
On 9/11, for whatever reason I thought the World Trade Tower was the Washington Monument, and all day I was baffled how a big stone tower killed people.
On 9/11, for whatever reason I thought the World Trade Tower was the Washington Monument, and all day I was baffled how a big stone tower killed people.
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I used to think buttercups tasted of butter, and would sit in the garden eating them. They never tasted of butter, of course, but I presumed you had to eat them in a certain way and I just had to figure out what that way was.
The epilogue to this story? The other day, a ladybird flew into my mouth, and it tasted exactly like buttercups.
The epilogue to this story? The other day, a ladybird flew into my mouth, and it tasted exactly like buttercups.
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I used to think Jesus was hiding inside the communion table or the church basement.
Also that when Knuckles was on the edge of a cliff in the old games, you could see his penis as he swayed his arms.
...Plus ejaculation in my sleep when I was very young. I thought I was accidentally wetting myself until I had my first "conscious" orgasm and realized what it was.
Also that when Knuckles was on the edge of a cliff in the old games, you could see his penis as he swayed his arms.
...Plus ejaculation in my sleep when I was very young. I thought I was accidentally wetting myself until I had my first "conscious" orgasm and realized what it was.