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That was one of mine, I think.

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Dr. BUGMAN wrote:Also some tea-drinker said that brevity is the soul of wit.
So that's why your dick is so funny.

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HAHAHAHAHA

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So I'm new here. I'd hope that's good news for me - the last Sonic forum I spent any real time in rapidly became an unparalleled source of catharsis - and after a fair few weeks of lurking here I've finally knuckled down and made an account. I've read the rules, so there will be no "ITE GUYZZZZZZx10^3" or any other arse-ry.

I look forward to contributing!

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Post by Crowbar »

Unfortunately you will probably just find this place to be a source of hubris instead.

Nonetheless, you seem smart!

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Crowbar wrote:Nonetheless, you seem smart!
You may not fit in so well here...

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Hi, everyone, I'm EggTroopa. I didn't really come here to enter a contest, but now that I know about it I guess I'll check it out. I came here simply looking for a good place to hang out in cyberspace. I used to be a member of a famous forum called the Mystical Forest Zone. At out zenith we were over a thousand strong, and we were all united by a strong devotion to a certain blue hedgehog. In the beginning I was a big Nintendo fanboy; I still am, you might say, but the MFZ brought me to the dark side and before I knew it, I was replaying stages on Sonic Adventure DX, looking for the right animals to give to my Chao, blaring songs from the games on my stereo on a burnt CD, and at one point, I had more Sonic games than Mario games. Soon, however, the high came to a crashing end for me with both Sonic and online forums. Between Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic X, I never wanted to see another hedgehog as long as I lived. And then the forum went to hell with constant flaming, trolling, and impotent and incompetent moderating. The wise administrators tried several times to restart the forum, but it was no use. They all went somewhere else, and the forest died.
So there I was, at my lowest point of despair and listlessness, wandering the seedy corridors of 4chan for the next few years. Somehow I heard of this place and figured it was worth checking out and now here I am. I've learned to forgive Sonic Team for ruining Sonic for me, and might try one of his newer games sometime, but I'm still a Mario fan first and foremost, if that okay with you guys.

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Post by P.P.A. »

I’m more worried by fact that you’re willing to try playing a new Sonic game again.

Nonetheless, hello and welcome to The GHZ.

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The Mystical Forest Zone! I haven't heard of that place for ages.

But yeah, welcome.

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I might have overstated my case in my last post, (Things would be easier if I were able to edit my posts...) but I'm not completely prejudiced against Sonic. I just don't like the way Sega has treated him over the past decade.

Another thing I noticed, after I made myself at home here, I noticed that there's not much to do here. There's this general thread, one to share news, one with a bunch of polls to vote on, and a graveyard for locked threads, but nothing for artwork, sprites, roleplaying, or even comics! I knew this before I registered, but I thought you were just hiding these threads from all the non-members. Not to sound blunt, but I feel a little bit swindled. Are there at least any plans to add new threads anytime soon?

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EggTroopa wrote:roleplaying
You're in the wroooooong neighborhood, man

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Oh dear.

I think the leper colony might be more your scene. It's not too late to transfer!

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EggTroopa wrote:I might have overstated my case in my last post, (Things would be easier if I were able to edit my posts...) but I'm not completely prejudiced against Sonic. I just don't like the way Sega has treated him over the past decade.
Barring almost everything else, you're going to fit well here.

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I think the leper colony might be more your scene. It's not too late to transfer!
But not without the shame of having been swindled. You bought into the hype, and you'll never get that back. Someone ought to do something about this big scam we're running!

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I could ... I could start a sprite fan-comic.

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You can use our RP sessions for a script!

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Each character will have a bio page with an illustration of his or her fursona. I believe that fulfills all of the requirements.

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What are we waiting for? I'll kick this off:

I land on your thigh and extend my proboscis. Licking my chops I inject the anticoagulant. "there nothinbg like seeing a cute nude girl wearing cute smell sock that smell like poato chisp wahting somec ute soft cock right", I sputter.

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Ritz I think you just broke something in my brain.

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Probably just your Frankenstein Radio Control inhibitor chip. Welcome to hyperreality, which performs better than the average reality. Your turn!

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Unfunny, serious response:

There is actually a thread for artwork, sprites, and comics, it's the third sticky on this forum.

The reason there aren't a million different subforums is because that's a terrible idea. And if you want to do roleplaying, I suggest you find a local tabletop group, and avoid it on the internet.

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Ritz wrote:I land on your thigh and extend my proboscis. Licking my chops I inject the anticoagulant. "there nothinbg like seeing a cute nude girl wearing cute smell sock that smell like poato chisp wahting somec ute soft cock right", I sputter.
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G.Silver wrote:
I think the leper colony might be more your scene. It's not too late to transfer!
But not without the shame of having been swindled. You bought into the hype, and you'll never get that back. Someone ought to do something about this big scam we're running!
Ritz wrote:What are we waiting for? I'll kick this off:

I land on your thigh and extend my proboscis. Licking my chops I inject the anticoagulant. "there nothinbg like seeing a cute nude girl wearing cute smell sock that smell like poato chisp wahting somec ute soft cock right", I sputter.
Ugh, everyone's a comedian. (Shoulda keep my mouth shut about RPing) :roll:

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Welcome to the GHZ, sir. :)

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Everyone except me.

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