Uwe Boll fights

Opa-Opa · Post by **Opa-Opa** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:50 am

Sooo... did anyone else see the something awful guy getting the shit beat out of him by Earth's worst director?

This video

Now I respect Mr. Uwe Boll. He fights well and directs poorly.

And he owes me one and a half hours and a couple of dollars. House of the Dead sucked, so did Alone in the Dark. With the great direction Sega is taking I really wouldn't be surprised if they gave him a Sonic movie. That would be swell.

Plorpus III · Post by **Plorpus III** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:11 am

Lowtax! Noooo!
He shoulda barfed on Ewe like he was planning.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:23 am

If I'm not mistaken, Uwe Boll was a boxer before he went into directing. The boxing invitation was for everyone who was talking trash about his movies to "put up or shut up". Obviously the poor sod in there didn't do his research.

That still doesn't make his movies any less suck, but it's still amusing to watch.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:44 am

The first physical boxing match to represent shitty filmmaking versus shitty 'comedy.'

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:57 pm

I find Something Awful to be amusing when they aren't pushing their book on me.

And it wasn't a match. It was an ass-whooping.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:04 pm

I want to see Uwe Boll fight Seanbaby since the latter is actually a martial artist.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:27 pm

Baba O'Reily wrote:I find Something Awful to be amusing when they aren't pushing their book on me.

You're the right age for it.

MegaKitsune · Post by **MegaKitsune** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:31 pm

Well, Uwe Boll makes shitty movies, and Lowtax is a furry hater, so it's kind of a hollow victory. Kinda like watching Hitler versus Hussein.

Well iI guess I'm more loyal to furry than I am to cinema, so I guess I'm glad Uwe won, but if it's true about what was said then Uwe's a dirty fighter who shouldn't be lauded with my praise.

Oh well, if someone can kick Uwe's ass then all will be well in the world.

This kinda ruins my fantasy of punching him if I ever saw him on the street, though...

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:35 pm

MegaKitsune wrote:Well, Uwe Boll makes shitty movies, and Lowtax is a furry hater, so it's kind of a hollow victory.

It's okay, I hate furries too.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:36 pm

I love furry haters.

MegaKitsune · Post by **MegaKitsune** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:37 pm

Well as a furry, I am not a furry hater.

Plorpus III · Post by **Plorpus III** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:42 pm

Fucking furries.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:27 pm

Segaholic2 wrote:I hate furries

Double-S- wrote:I love furry haters.

You have a weird way of showing your brother affection.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:38 pm

Hey, I wrote that when MegaKitsune's unedited post was the last thing I saw on the page.

DarkPrime · Post by **DarkPrime** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:23 pm

MegaKitsune wrote:Kinda like watching Hitler versus Hussein.

Yeah, this is exactly like it.

BTW, here is Lowtax's after fight interview. It sheds some light on what really happened.

http://v.somethingawful.com/misc/lowtaxlive.asf

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:08 pm

Delphine wrote:
Baba O'Reily wrote:I find Something Awful to be amusing when they aren't pushing their book on me.
You're the right age for it.

ZING

Wait, were you attacking me or Something Awful?

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:53 pm

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:00 pm

YOUR VAGUE RESPONSE BOTH INFURIATES AND EXCITES ME

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:10 pm

I say we settle this... with a boxing match.

*LAFF TRACK*