Could anyone of you tell me why?

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:27 pm

From: chaosangelzero@yahoo.com.ar

I was banned from The GHZ forum. I only want you to
tell me why.

That's all.

Zarathustra.

Guess what, he sent me this exact same e-mail eleven times, in case I didn't pay attention to the first ten.

EDIT: Best response in this thread gets e-mailed back to him.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:21 pm

I'm not sending Ted Kazcinski to your house to rape and kill everybody you've ever loved before your very eyes. I only want you to tell me why.

That's all.

Segaholic2

Tsuyoshi-kun · Post by **Tsuyoshi-kun** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:38 pm

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

Because I said so.

There. Eleven replies to eleven e-mails.

Segaholic2

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:34 pm

Because I'm just coming out of a serious relationship, and I'm not ready to have my heart broken again.

Wooduck51 · Post by **Wooduck51** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:07 pm

I have to say that I have not the patience to completely review all posts by Zara, and may not be qualified for this, but:

Why? because your words have drained me of my soul and alienated me from all that is dear. You have been a plague upon us all, and for the good of the human race you have been banished before you sow the seeds of destruction that will cause our down fall.

And you act like a jerk, that is why.

Segaholic2

Post by **Popcorn** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:27 pm

'Banned.'

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:00 pm

Because we have unanimously decided you are just too gosh-darn awesome for the GHZ, and would have better luck at some other Sonic forum where they can truly appreciate your qualities. You asshat.
-Segaholic2

James McGeachie · Post by **James McGeachie** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:45 pm

Because it's the closest thing I can legally do to shooting you in the face.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:08 pm

Oh my God! YOU CAN TALK!

M.C.Dillinger · Post by **M.C.Dillinger** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:24 pm

Your banishment has occurred for many reasons, mainly for being a Annoyance and eyesore for others. Your excommunication has been done for the greater good of the ghz community and we hoped you learned a valuable lesson of not being a douchbag.

Segaholic2

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:41 pm

Ahem.

"*giggle* You're so cute! *headpat*"

Maybe that's really only funny to me.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:09 am

It's funny if you imagine 'Holic saying it.

Forza Johnman · Post by **Forza Johnman** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:09 am

*Sigh*
I'm not going to lie to you...

-Segaholic2

Cuckooguy · Post by **Cuckooguy** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:47 am

Segaholic2 wrote:
Zarathustra wrote:furRitz -> Ignore

Done.
Banned for rule breaking amongst other things, including being a tremendous faggot.

and maybe

Green Gibbon! wrote:Likewise, do not un-ignore a user only to re-ignore him and create an additional message to let everyone know that you went through this process.

In Zara's defense, s/he did not un-ignore a user only to re-ignore and let everyone know s/he went through this process (though announcing to everyone that you've ignored someone is still quite redundant).

In Zara's offense, "amongst other things, including being a tremendous faggot" does hold true.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:08 pm

When you are banned from the forum can you not see anything or can you see it all and just not post?

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:10 pm

Oh, I just thought of another one that only I probably find funny.

'I'm sorry, we don't like black people.'

That one might even start a fun racism reputation. You'll also probably get 11 more emails saying he isn't black, assuming he isn't.

Sniffnoy · Post by **Sniffnoy** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:14 pm

Oh, whoops! I didn't mean to *ban* you! Hm, I suppose I'll unban you then...

...nah.

FlashTHD · Post by **FlashTHD** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:14 pm

"Jesus wanted to make fun of you."

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:25 pm

Light Speed wrote:When you are banned from the forum can you not see anything or can you see it all and just not post?

I'm pretty sure you can see it but can't post.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:30 pm

Uh-oh.

<b>Subject: Warning</b>

Give me a reason not to hack your fucking sites.

Zarathustra

Guess I'd better pick a reply and send it fast. Too many good choices in this thread, though.

Ritz · Post by **Ritz** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:36 pm

"We were overwhelmed by your Rod of Destiny."

Oh, and then link him to this (Clearly not worksafe).

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:38 pm

"Because your mom didn't swallow."

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:09 pm

Because it is quite clear that red bicycles are totally faster than blue bicycles.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:12 pm

Because I like puppies, and you are not a puppy. :/

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:15 pm

We're looking for sailors! You don't qualify.