A joke

Tsuyoshi-kun · Post by **Tsuyoshi-kun** » Wed May 10, 2006 8:03 pm

Bad Joke:

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Numbers are incapable of fear.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:44 am

What do you call someone who stabs Coco Pops every day?
A Cereal Killer

What's the Russian name for a bra?
An over-shoulder-boulder-holder.

What has four legs and barks?
Your mum! (lolz)

What do a politician and a broken toilet have in common?
Both are full of shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was stuck to the pervert's dick.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Thu May 11, 2006 11:04 am

How is an edible root that grows in the ground like a plate of awesome nachos?

One is a radish and the other's a rad dish!

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sat May 13, 2006 12:31 pm

Wow, that was exceptionally bad.

The T · Post by **The T** » Sat May 13, 2006 2:44 pm

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and Michael Jackson?

One molests little boys and the other is Michael Jackson.

Tsuyoshi-kun · Post by **Tsuyoshi-kun** » Sun May 14, 2006 3:21 am

What's the difference between a shitty video game and a pile of actual shit?

The pile of shit at least attracts flies.

(stolen from Green Gibbon!)

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sun May 14, 2006 1:07 pm

Wow, did I come up with that? I must've stolen it from someone else.

Post by **Popcorn** » Sun May 14, 2006 1:54 pm

So is the gag that a shitty video game attracts nothing? 'Cause I think it'd be funnier if you could rework it so that the joke suggests that the pile of actual shit attracts classier patrons than the shitty game. You know, then it'd make it all... cutting.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sun May 14, 2006 6:10 pm

That's a terrible suggestion.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sun May 14, 2006 7:14 pm

Concured. Ironically this thread is becoming a joke.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sun May 14, 2006 8:00 pm

A crappy one no less.

Tsuyoshi-kun · Post by **Tsuyoshi-kun** » Mon May 15, 2006 8:19 am

This thread is all about crappy jokes, ain't it not?

Green Gibbon! wrote:Wow, did I come up with that? I must've stolen it from someone else.

It's actually a loose interepretation of what you once said in a thread about peripherals;

You could describe all dog shit as being stinky and it's a massive generalization, but it's still true. Of course the degree to which dog shit stinks is based on many factors, including how old it is, what kind of dog it was, what the dog ate, etc, etc. But it all stinks. The only real difference between dog shit and after market peripherals is that dog shit is at least appealing to flies.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Mon May 15, 2006 3:28 pm

Light Speed wrote:Wow, that was exceptionally bad.

Thank you sir I do try!

jenkins · Post by **jenkins** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:42 am

Green Gibbon! wrote: You could describe all dog shit as being stinky and it's a massive generalization, but it's still true. Of course the degree to which dog shit stinks is based on many factors, including how old it is, what kind of dog it was, what the dog ate, etc, etc. But it all stinks. The only real difference between dog shit and after market peripherals is that dog shit is at least appealing to flies.

Wow, it's this kind of wit which drew me in in the first place. Surely there's something grander you can do with it.

Incidentally...

Eat responsibly--use condiments.